Chat Doc (Again!)

[chat room opened]

Blue_Jay_003: Hello? Anyone there?

fly_eagle_fly: I’m here.

That_One_Guy: I’m also here.

derpyhawker378: A Dirthawker reporting for duty.

Evil_Mastermind: Me as well. *sighs*

fugitive12: I finally got my own computer.

prankmaster: I’m just writing in a different font on 12’s computer (this is Spar by the way). Just in case anybody needs some quick annoyment.

derpyhawker378: What’s the deal with that dude’s POV?

Evil_Mastermind: You mean S.W.O.R.D.’s leader’s P.O.V.?

Blue_Jay_003: PEOPLE KEEP HACKING MY DOC. I AM GOING TO HAVE A DARKNIGHT DAY.

Evil_Mastermind: What does that mean?

derpyhawker: Ho boy. You don’t want to know.

Blue_Jay_003: *crash* I kicked a chair out the window.

fugitive12: That’s nice.

That_One_Guy: Ho boy.

fly_eagle_fly: HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY EVERYBODYYYYYYY!!!!!!

derpyhawker378: Oh. Hi bro! Much emphasis.

Evil_Mastermind: *sighs* Hi, Dove.

derpyhawker378: Dad, why do you keep sighing?

prankmaster: Are you overly depressed by past memories? Then get the new patent-pended mind sweeper approved by the leader of S.W.O.R.D himself! (memory regenerator not included)

Evil_Mastermind: Shut up, Spar, or I’ll come visit you, and not in a friendly manner. And maybe. Did you see my ‘addition’ to the P.O.V.’s?

derpyhawker378: Oh, so that’s where you got that scar.

fugitive12: … those stitches are literally holding your face together.

Blue_Jay_003: Yeah, I saw. Ouch. No wonder you hate PDns.

Evil_Mastermind: Max, I will also find you and torture you. Good thing you and Spar are in the same place right now…

fugitive12: Buddy, it’s our job to be annoying. [Mainly Spar’s]

derpyhawker378: Actually, Dirthawkers as a group are supposed to naturally be annoying.

Blue_Jay_003: You wouldn't torture them. Peri would kill you. Those are her two best friends. *mutters* (One of them being her boyfriend)

Evil_Mastermind: Oh, right... Wouldn't want to do that to her... Ok, fine. I won't torture you guys.

That_One_Guy: Wow. You just admitted that to like five or six people. Not including possible hackers.

Evil_Mastermind: [Beeeeeeep *censored*]

derpyhawker378: *kekking* I WAZ RIGHT!!!!!

fugitive12: Holy flacon mute, it’s truuuuuue!!! *laughter*

Blue_Jay_003: Wow, Darknight. I heard that from my room.

fly_eagle_fly: *eagle noises* I don’t know what it sounds like. *more eagle noises, laughter*

That_One_Guy: Dove, are you shape-shifting or something?

fly_eagle_fly: *eagle noises, wings flapping, screeching*

Blue_Jay_003: I think he just did. Dove? You alright?

fly_eagle_fly: *slam, bashing, screaming, yelling*

derpyhawker378: Dove really needs to be manned.

Evil_Mastermind: Uh… Dove?

fly_eagle_fly: Help! AGH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

derpyhawker378: Okay… that’s not what I thought it was.

Evil_Mastermind: DOVE!!!!! What’s going on???

fly_eagle_fly: *blood dripping*

Evil_Mastermind: Uh, Dove?

fly_eagle_fly: Agh… hey dad, we match now!

fugitive12: Did you seriously slash yourself across the face?

Evil_Mastermind: WHAT?! DOVE?!

fly_eagle_fly: Ow, that hurts, OW OW OW… NO! MAX! OW! THAT’S REALLY HURTING. HEY! Don’t kick me there, you oaf! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! HEY! LET ME GO! HEEEEELLLLLP!!!!

derpyhawker378: Is that [BEEEEP *censored*] at it again?

fugitive12: Peri! It’s bad enough we’re in the same room!

Blue_Jay_003: Not again.

fly_eagle_fly: *muffled yells, blood splattering, screams*

Blue_Jay_003: Dove? Still there?

prankmaster: Now this ain't good. Do you need to refresh your memory? Then get the new--

derpyhawker378: SHUT UP!

fly_eagle_fly: Help! HELP!

fugitive12: What’s going on over there?

[User (fly_eagle_fly) has left the server]

Blue_Jay_003: He’s off the server. He is OFF the SERVER!!!!!!

That_One_Guy: Calm down.

Evil_Mastermind: Did you hear the noises? He’s in danger!

Blue_Jay_003: Wait, I’m getting something…

Author's Note

Good job 12 *applauds* You are a famous superhero working for a famous superhero organization with a magical shapeshifting pet (that turns out to be way more powerful than you *spoilers*), with an even more famous superhero girlfriend on a superfamous superhero team, and it's been like this for 6 years, I think... Anyway, you are just now getting your own laptop/ device with access to the internet. *applauds*
I AM GOING TO HAVE A DARKNIGHT DAY XD best line of the book