My Funny Valentines

For those of us that don't have a valentine or those who just need a laugh. Here are some valentines I made up. Hope you enjoy!

                  

Roses are Red 

Violets are Blue 

I need a valentine 

So I want it to be you 

Darth is Red 

Yoda is Green 

Not trying to get into bed 

But i'll show you forces unseen

Roses are Red 

Violets are Blue 

Just like Titanic 

I'd like to crash into you 

Roses are Red 

Violets are Blue 

Just like Jake from state farm 

I hope you're wearing Khakis too 

Roses are Red 

Violets are Blue 

If you were a Pokemon 

I would pikachu 

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Since your single 

How about a vodka or two

 

Reviews

[Playing with Demons]

These are so cute and funny! Totally made my day thanks

[Saddam]

So cute..................
Beautifully done the job friend.
Loved it.

[MandaBear]

Thank you glad you enjoyed it =)

[Jamestown]

Thanks for the laugh! Really cute,thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[ron]

This so sweet. It's cute and full of love.