Bear Claws (Applause Parody) Lady Gaga

She really wants Bear claws. Video at bottom

   

(Verse one) 

I can't remember the words to my own songs

To keep you wondering "She's wearing that outfit wrong"

Looking through my closet for something to wear

I have so much to wear but there's nothing here

I want to wear bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I want those bear claws- claws

Want those bear claws- claws

I will start to scream if you don't get them for me

The bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

(Verse 2)

I've overhead that "bear claws are so last week"

I just have one thing to say to you I am the Gaga queen

One second I'm the moon, then suddenly the moon is me

Popular doctors are now calling me crazy

I want to wear bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I want those bear claws- claws

Want those bear claws- claws

I will start to scream if you don't get them for me

The bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

(Bridge)

Claw, Claw

Claw, Claw now 

Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo

Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo

Ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo

Ooh-ooh

I want to wear bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I want those bear claws- claws

Want those bear claws- claws

I will start to scream if you don't get them for me

The bear claws, bear claws, bear claws

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

I will give you a bear hug (leave the lights on)

I will love my paws so much, much (I could take a tree out)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (Make real long)

B-E-A-R-C-L-A-W-S  (I will love my paws so much, much)

Author's Note

Credit for video goes to the person who made the video