How to be a Disney Villain

Here are some Tips on how to be the Evilest Disney Villain you can.

Welcome! Today's tips are for Being the best Disney Villain or Villain-ess you can be! 

So what does it take to be a villain?

1. Have Goals 

2. Minions 

3. Enemies (Humans or not)

4. Be evil (Most important)

Tip # 1 Have Goals 

Goals are good to have whether they are for good purposes or not so good. So lets explore some of the various goals for our Disney villains.

Cruella De Vil

 (Goal)- Turn the 101 Dalmatians into a fur coat for her to wear. Okay, first of all lets look at all the problems with this goal. One animal cruelty (comes to mind) (Anyone else?) Two There is something called f aux fur duh! But I digress.

Dun-Dun-Dun~~~~~~~

Fate- Fell out of her car after it broke later arrested by mental asylum 

Jafar-

 (Goal)- To overthrow the sultan and rule Agra-bah and kill Aladdin and the sultan and be come the most powerful genie ever. Okay so problems with this goal. First of all you shouldn't kill people. It can get quite messy you know with the blood and all then you have to get rid of the body. I mean I mean Yeah because it's not good to do that. Seconded Problem I have is Once you become a Genie why didn't you just go and get rid of him them instead of waiting around for Aladdin to stop you? You got all caught up in your laugh and evil-ness and what did it get you? Nowhere!

Dun~Dun~Dun~~~~

Fate- Gets sucked into his own lamp later he explodes when his lap gets thrown into a volcano.

Ursula-

(Goal)- Rule the ocean and capture Ariel. Alright so Ruling the ocean isn't such a bad goal it turns bad with the methods you use in order to achieve that goal. After being exiled by Triton Ursula wanted to get back at him and rule the oceans. When Ariel came along that was the perfect scapegoat for her to start taking over. Ariel wanted a body to get her prince so be it Ursula could do that for three days. The catch was Ariel had to give up her voice to her and told her that she had to get Prince Eric to give her the kiss of true love before the sun set of the third day otherwise Ariel would belong to her her forever. Ursula tried everything in her power to stop Eric from giving Ariel her kiss but in the end failed.

Dun~Dun~Dun~~~~

Fate- Dies from being impaled by a shipwreck commandeered by Prince Eric while trying to get Ariel

Gaston- 

(Goal)- Marry Belle and kill the beast. Now with Gaston he didn't start out evil but gradually became evil because of the situation around him. While I don't have much of a problem with him wanting to marry Belle. Of course that goes without saying that if he just got the hint and figured out that she didn't want him then things might have turned out different. Now killing the beast simply because you want to stop him from getting the girl isn't very smart. There are other fish in the sea Gaston really?

Dun~Dun~Dun~~~~

Fate- Falls off of Beast's castle and dies

So what have we learned?  Its good to have Goals but its better to have goals you can achieve that are good goals and not ones that are evil ones. My tip is to setting goals is good just remember evil goals might have you killed in the end.

Tip #2 Minions 

1.  Horace and Jasper Bardun, Lars - 101 Dalmatians 

2.Iago, Razoul, The Royal Guards, The Heartless- Aladdin 

3. LeFou, the villagers, the Bimbettes, Monsieur D'Aquire- Beauty and the Beast

4. Anastasia Tremaine, Drizella Tremaine, Lucifer- Cinderella 

5. Pain and Panic, Megara, the Titans- Hercules

The list could go on but we would be here all day. Tip for this one get minions to help with your evil schemes! Even if they back fire on you majorly  

Tip # 3 Enemies 

I almost wanted to say that you can't be evil without an enemy but I think you can be evil without having an enemy in the world. Or at least make it appear that way. This goes back to the Good and Bad. Like you can't have good without bad or good without evil or even still sin without virtue. What kind of enemies are out there you ask? Well, You can be your own worst enemy. Doubting yourself, telling yourself you can't do something. Enemies with someone else. If we didn't have good or bad I don't think we would have so many great movies as we do today. 

Here is a list of some of the Disney Enemies

1. Hades = Hercules 

2. The hopper = Flick 

3. Chick Hicks= Lighting McQueen 

4. Randall Boggs = Mike and Sully 

5. Captain Hook= Peter Pan 

They were all out to destroy them no matter what it took. Tip= Find someone you dislike very much and hatch a plan to get rid of them. (Kids and Adults DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)

Last but certainly not least Tip #4 Be Evil 

This one is really self explanatory. I don't really think you can call your self a Disney Villain if you don't have a twinge of badness in your heart (or the space where your heart should be) Disney Villains seem to have a special mix of crazy and viciousness  just right for them. Some of the greatest Disney moves have awesome villains. What would they be like without them? Not so good I would think. So this Tip is plain and simple = BE EVIL.   

I hope these tips help you become the most evil, evil villain you can possibly be =) 

“Everybody’s got a weakness.” - Hades (From Disney's Hercules)