12 Days of Christmas Parody (Washed up Celebrity version)

I hope you enjoy and I hope you get a laugh! (Yes I know its the middle of June!) Video at the bottom (Just the melody)

12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

On the First day of Christmas Miley Cyrus gave to me 

A brand new Ferrari 

On the Second day of Christmas Lindsay Lohan gave to me 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Third day of Christmas Charlie Sheen gave to me

3 French Hookers 

2 Court orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Forth day of Christmas Justin Beiber gave to me 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Fifth day of Christmas Demi Lovato gave to me 

5 Bullies 

4 Water bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Sixth day of Christmas Amanda Bynes gave to me 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Seventh day of Christmas Amy Winehouse(rip) gave to me

7 No,No,No's 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Eighth day of Christmas Paris Hilton gave to me 

8 Terrible Songs 

7 No, No, No's 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Ninth day of Christmas The situation gave to me 

9 Itchy Situations 

8 Terrible Songs

7 No, No, No's 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Tenth day of Christmas Pauly D gave to me 

10 Gallons of Hair Gel 

9 Itchy Situations 

8 Terrible Songs 

7 No, No, No's 

6 Different Wigs

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Eleventh day of Christmas The Kardashian's gave to me

11 Horrible Reality shows 

10 Gallons of Hair Gel

9 Itchy Situations 

8 Terrible Songs

7 No, No, No's 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari 

On the Twelfth day of Christmas The housewives of (Who cares!) gave to me 

12 Different types of drinks 

11 Horrible Reality Shows 

10 Gallons of Hair Gel 

9 Itchy Situations 

8 Terrible Songs 

7 No, No, No's 

6 Different Wigs 

5 Bullies 

4 Water Bottles 

3 French Hookers 

2 Court Orders 

and A brand new Ferrari! 

 

Author's Note

*Video credit goes to the person that made it just used it as entertainment purposes*

Reviews

[Raymond Federle]

LOL That's AWESOME!!!!!! Two thumbs up! Thanks for posting, keep'em coming. :)

[Tiffany S]

This was great, seriously! I just about died!

[Hatchling]

Haha!!!

[s y e]

OMFG! You said I was craycray?! You are too, this made me laugh soooo hard! =D OMG!

"On the Eleventh day of Christmas The Kardashian's gave to me
11 Horrible Reality shows
10 Gallons of Hair Gel
9 Itchy Situations
8 Terrible Songs
7 No, No, No's
6 Different Wigs
5 Bullies
4 Water Bottles
3 French Hookers
2 Court Orders
and A brand new Ferrari"

Bahahahahahahaha! xD Well done!

~ Noodle ★

[sparkle]

very special writing , very nice words , like it :)

[MandaBear]

Thank you

[dw817]

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A bit out of season, but hey, Rose has a combination of decorations in her yard. Halloween, Easter, Valentine's Day, 4th of July, St. Patrick's day - and ultimately Christmas. :) Gotta give her an A for keeping up the Holiday Spirit and so I might do the same with you. :)
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I'm not familiar with a good number of these celebrities except for Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, I don't keep track of the tabloids. :)