Maryland Girls (California Girls Parody) (Katy Perry)

Parody of Katy Perry's song "California Girls" Featuring Snoop Dogg

{Snoop Dogg:} 

Greetings loved ones 

Let's take a journey

{Katy:} 

I know a place 

Where the crabs are just better

Warm, Meaty, and Yummy

There is just something about Baltimore 

Drinkin' cold beer and milk

Laying underneath our white oak trees

The boys 

Try'na to get a little sneak peek

(at us)

You could travel the globe

But nothing comes close

To the Eastern coast

Once you hangout with us 

You'll never want to leave

Oooooh, Oh, Ooooooh

Maryland girls 

We're incredible 

Mini shirts 

Bikinis on top 

Sun- Tanned skin 

So hot 
We'll melt you Popsicle

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

Maryland girls

We're incomparable

Fine, fresh, fierce 

We always look hot

East Coast represent 

Now put your hands up

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

'

Jousting on the beach

We don't mind getting sand in our stilettos

We think

On our feet

Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo 

You could travel the glob

But nothing comes close 

To the Eastern coast

Once you hang out with us 

You wont want to leave

Ooooooh Oh Ooooooh

Maryland girls 

We're incredible 

Mini shirts 

Bikinis on top 

Sun- Tanned skin 

So hot 
We'll melt you Popsicle

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

 

Maryland girls

We're incomparable

Fine, fresh, fierce 

We always look hot

East Coast represent 

Now put your hands up

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

'

{Snoop Dogg}

Ravens, Terps

Naty bo and getting ready

Turn it up cause its getting heavy 

Wild, wild East coast

These are the girls I love the most 

I mean the ones 

I mean like she's the one

Kiss her

Touch her 

Squeeze her buns

The girl's a freak 

She gives a convertible 

On Ocean city beach

I'm okay

I won't play 

I love the bay

Just like I love MD

Maryland beach

and Silver spring

Summer time is everything

College boys 

Walking out

All that education 

Hanging out

Bikinis, zucchinis 

Martinis, no weenies 

Just the King 

and the Queeny 

Katy my lady (yeah)

Lookie here baby (uh huh)

I'm all up on ya

Cuz you're representin' Maryland (Ohhh yeahh)

{Katy}

 

Maryland girls 

We're incredible 

Mini shirts 

Bikinis on top 

Sun- Tanned skin 

So hot 
We'll melt you Popsicle

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

 

Maryland girls

We're incomparable

Fine, fresh, fierce 

We always look hot

East Coast represent 

Now put your hands up

Ooooooh Oh, Ooooooh

'

{Snoop Dogg }

Maryland, Maryland

Maryland girls man 

I really wish you all could be 

Maryland girls 

(Maryland)

Reviews

[Cascara (aka Sprint Goe..]

"We don't mind getting sand in our stilettos"

I love this line- it's so fun, playful, and girly :)

[Eileenws]

Really cute song. You really ought to go to a Maryland pep rally and sing this. Nicely done. Eileen

[Thea]

Wow! Definitely an interesting one! I almost sing along while reading at! Haha! This was in fact creative. Enjoyed it much, much, much! Well done! :)

[MandaBear]

Thank you!

[Hatchling]

LOVE IT!!!

[MandaBear]

Thank you!

[KeeD]

i've been to cali, I guess i'll have to visit Maryland next :D

[MandaBear]

Thank you! I do hope you enjoy it when you visit! lol

[Coyote Poetry]

I enjoyed the song. Maryland girls sound like a fun bunch. Nice flow of thoughts and I use the use Katy and Snoop Dogg. Thank you for the outstanding poem.
Coyote

[MandaBear]

Thank you so much!! =) really made my day!