William Howard Taft (President # 27) (1909-1913)

Twenty Seventh President of United States of America

William Howard Taft was number 27.

Now to day he was a big boy is an understatement.

He's was so big he was both political parties.

He was the heaviest president weight 332 pounds.

William Howard Taft once got stuck in his tub.

They had to help me out of this tub.

He had a new tub built this tub that could fit 4 ordinary men inside.

Can you say Rub A dub dub, Taft stuck in the tub.

William Howard Taft never wanted to be president.

His true dream was to be a chief justice.

His wife also had a dream to be first lady.

So off to the White House he went.

William Howard Taft was the first president to have an automobile at the White House.

In Fact he had 4 of them.

He also had a cow named Pauline. She gave fresh milk every day.

Utterly Amazing! (I know I Know)

He was the first president to open a baseball season.(Up to bat is old Abe Lincoln) 

William Howard Taft is the only president to swear in the White House.

He was also Tone deaf.

He attended Yale just like his father.

He fell asleep at his own president parade.

This was William Howard Taft number 27.

He commented once that the white house was the loneliest place in the world.

One thing is for sure he was a big boy.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.  

Reviews

[Britt]

Rub A dub dub, Taft stuck in the tub.
hahahahah that part made me laugh, and so did the ending of this poem. nice job. :)

[Coyote Poetry]

A interesting way to describe President Taft. He was a good supreme court justice. He was a good man. Thank you for the story of a good President.
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