Bathroom

A Story by Nicole

Bob Mcfurl ate a lot of beans one night and later he woke up after he fell asleep on the couch and had to take a dump, so he went to the little blue bathroom, sat on the toilet, and pushed HARD and finally the big wad of crap came out of his butt and he said "Ohhhhhhhhhh that felt AMAZING!" and then Bob went to bed and later he woke up with a stomach ache so he went to the bathroom and took another dump and then he went back to bed, and later he woke up and he farted a wet fart and then he realized he had just crapped in his bed, so then he went to his bureau and got out a new pair of Whitey Tightys and then he took off his sheets and realized it went through to the mattress, so Bob had to sleep on the floor, and then Bob said to himself "why did I eat those damn beans!"