Crazy Girlfriend

This might sound kind of ludicrous
But I dream you'll fill my uterus
While I'm in bed Google searching
Every living moment of your living wake

I wanna be with you at night
When I'm alone in my bed nook
And I know it isn't quite right
To steal pictures from your sister on Facebook

I want to see your face
Hear your voice and
Feel your sweet embrace
But I'm by myself in the dark with my lowly left hand

So I cry and make pretend
That my curve is on your bend
Deep dive on your instagram
To see if you're interested in the same things I am

Let me be in bed with you
Really hold me close
Just us two
Because I need of you an overdose

I'm addicted to the idea
That maybe one day you won't say seeya
And drop me like a hot potato
Of the edge of a cliff in Colorado

I'm searching through your Facebook friends
Desperately looking for a similarity
Someone to tie loose ends
Someone to tie you to me

I'm worried and I'm afraid
That your love might be delayed
So long that it won't see daylight
So I'm Internet stalking you at midnight

It's only cuz I care
If I didn't love you I wouldn't be searching there
But I know it's kind of strange
Or maybe quite deranged

In case you ever need to hear it
I love you from behind my left tit
And even though I'm kind of crazy
Please don't ever dump me, baby