Warrants to be issued

Warrants to be issued:

(for 'crazy uncles')

Paul Revere

Patrick Henry

George Washington

Continental Army

Continental Congress I & II

Signers of Declaration of Independence

Signers of the U.S. Constitution

Signers of the Bill of Rights

For the following:

Disruptive behavior

Unauthorized oration

Unauthorized assembly

Disrupting public relations

Activism

Reckless endangerment

Inciting riot

Inciting insurgency

Disturbing the peace, you naughty people breaking the peace

your names should be expunged from all official and signed documents and authorization of the above be rescinded.

Family and generational relatives should be accordingly denied participation with the public and have ankle

monitors to track their movements.

Happy Independence-it went well here