Birth of a Not so Heroic Heorin.

I hope I'm not dooming myself to an abnormally short life by writing my autobiography at 16 but if I am there will be less for you to read. My story started like any other, except not.

 

One hundred and five degrees in high point North Carolina, sunny and the perfect time to have a baby. At least that’s how it seemed to my mother. On august ninth 1995 I was born. Now I could bore you with details about how I was born in a birthing center not a hospital or how my mother went to go see forest Gump 2 days after I was born. But nobody wants to hear those things. They want to hear the juicy things, the jaw dropping moments i've been trough.

 

And for this, we must rewind to before I was born, back to when I almost died the first time. Back to when my mom looked like she swallowed a balloon, before she left my dad. I warn you now that this is the first and only time I will call him dad, for although we are geneticly similar, I hold no respect for him. To me he is a walking, talking, psychotic sperm bank who tried to kill my mother.

 

That’s right, he tried to kill my pregnant mother push her off a second story balcony to be more specific. And when that didn’t work he tried to set her on fire. So this is why, when we fastforwerd to my birth again, I’m one parent short.

 

I was born on my uncles birthday, not that I’m sure he was very thrilled as he was probably upset I took the limelight with all my darned baby cuteness. Yeah, that’s my family for you. “Oh you had a baby on my birthday. Let’s just throw it off a cliff cause now the attention isn’t on me.” Okay well MAYBE I’m exaggerating a bit, but only a little.

 

Reviews

[melissa]

Oh my god, I'm at a loss for words. This was very shocking and makes me wonder why he tried to kill her.
The chapter is very well written and I can't wait to read the rest!

[.quan.011.]

Nicely done! I will be read more.

.novelists.elite.info.
.display. vampirelordqman
.memberID. 026
.division. III
.division.leader. Vacant
.name. Quan
.username. Qmembers
.novels. Between Heaven and Earth, Nephilims and Monsters, Black Moon
.status. Early Reader, Writer, noelwrimo Contestant
.noelwrimo.wordcount. 24,796
.join date. 05-29-11

[Knoxxeh]

Ready to readmore :)

[Jake Donald Stephens]

Now that is one dramatic way to start life.
I'm very interested to read more.

.novelists.elite.info.
.display. .jake.008.
.memberID. 008
.division. I
.division.leader. Wesley
.name. Jake
.username. DesertKing
.novels. Cliff, Night Breed, Journey of the Kervant, Back To The Shack, The Cult, The Purple Rift
.status. Role Model, Novelist, noelwrimo Champion
.noelwrimo.wordcount. 30,271
.join date. 03-24-2011