Foomp!!

"Foomp!" is what they said to us...well, heheheh, we gave it much more.

“Foomp!” went the Hydrogen, laughing heartily so,

“Foomp!” went Agustus Gloop, shouting through the glass pot.

The glass flask exploded violently, while the noxious green gas uttered a feeble, “Foomp?”

“Yak!” cried Ah-Choo, seeing wisps of flame every which where.

The inkwell said, “Foomp!” and spat black ink at his pinkish face.

When the wizard saw the boring partake shouted, “Shall we have some Foomp?” and broke out into cha-cha.

 

“Foopity-Foppity-Fooo!!” cried the pumpkin and waved his magic vine.

Even those pirates heard it, those flying pigs’ magic explosions!

“What was that ‘Foomp’ I heard just now? Are you eating chili with the extra beans, again?”

But Snape said only this, “If you do not wish to die, the explosions you must try.”

 

“Oh, cannot I have that beautiful Foomp in my hair, to rival that of Rapunzel’s?”

“Foomp!” the volcano sneezed and the hidden jelly beans exploded out.

And the yellowbellies said nothing; Bands, Bings, and Bongs upon them.

The Poof went “Foomp,” and flew away on an angel’s wings to the land of…Boom?

He determinedly stuffed more air into himself, but – Foomp!! – and he was smithereens.

 

And so Lattanzio, unaffected by Foomp, smiled and said, “That will be all.”

 

Author's Note

This is one of those "Write a line, cover it up, and pass it on" poems. Elaine, Arah, and I wrote it in study-hall Latin, with the theme of "Foomp!" (having just come from a chem lab where we exploded hydrogen). My font was Tahoma, Elaine's lines in Times New Roman, and Arah's in Calibri.
Enjoy! XD
Oh, and Lattanzio is our Chem teacher. Mr Lattanzio, that is.

Reviews

[CircusNerd]

hahahahahaha I love lattanzio lol :-) "we'll...see...." >.> dude i was so scared when he collected it today >_< so epicness awesome extreme. bharani and i were hugging each other for hug an asian day, and then random asian kid (Jason Hu) glomps us and Tanz walks over and he's like, Bharani you getting community service hours for this? omg it was like super mean >.> i feel so bad for lizzie now :D but still...it's by far more amusing when she's the victim. and now i'm done ranting no this review...oh and by the way i do indeed love this :D haha love you

[Rachael]

wow you actually used chemistry in this. haha
that is really funny
hydrogen and lattanzio.
you're so strangeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahaa
:p