Pot Noodle

For ama my first story xxx lool =P

One day a boy picked me up there was a girl standing next to him she was looking at him and he was looking at me like i was sexy....but i am of course just a pot noodle and that is my name. i am an adult now but i have lived on this shelf socialising with the lady noodles<33

 

now he picked me up and picked up my enemy BEEF AND TOMATO and i was of the gang of CHICKEN AND MUSHROOM yeah thats how we noodle FAM! next thing the boy had me im his arms and walked quite far with me until......WE WERE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD!!!

i looked at everything in awe and inspiration for it was beautiful!! and then the boy shoved me into a very dark stinky bag -______- i was lying there for awhile when i realised he had also put my enemy in their too.....WAAAAAAAR i felt him poke me in the darkness so i grabbed his noodle and he grabbed my pea and i was in agony.

 

suddenly the bag opens and he is taken from me by the boy, i hear him laughing at me as the boy goes away. when the boy comes back he grabs my enemy and rips his head off and by this time i feel sick the boy then takes out his heart and grabs a huge metal contraption that pours boiling water into my enemy i mean revenge is sweet but not beef and tomato?!?! anyway the boy then after boiling my enemys insides and ripping his heart open and pouring his tomato blood into him again and throws away his heart.

 

the boy gets a huuuuuge metal demon stick and starts to eat the DEAD, BOILED, RIPPED remains of my enemy. i am sick to the stomach but i feel better after the boy leaves the room. until.

 

THE BOY COMES BACK AND DUMPS MY ENEMYS BODY IN THE BIN, FILLS UP THE METAL CONTRAPTION. PICKS ME UP AND PUTS ME BY THE SIDE. I AM SCREAMING SO LOUDLY BUT NO ONE COMES. THE BOY COMES BACK AND I TRY TO RUN BUT HE RIPS MY HEAD OFF AND I DIE.......

 

RIP POT NOODLE 1: BEEF AND TOMATO

RIP NOODLE 2: CHICKEN AND TOMATO

(they were really good friends of mine for i am a BOMBAY KEBAB rival gang to both of them and i just read out the story of the saddest deaths and the cruelest crime....)

 

STOP THE SLAUGHTER OF THE POT NOODLE RACE IT IS INHUNOODLE AND VERY UNPOTLIKE IT IS VULGAR AND PAINFUL.....

 

many thanks the pot noodle people x