Klondike Bar Haiku

A tasty Haiku

Klondike Bar Haiku

 

MKB

 

 

 

Now what would I do?

To get me a Klondike bar

I’d do silly things

 

For a Klondike bar

I’d do many silly things

Like dance on my toes

 

Chocolate divine

With creamy ice cream middle

I’d walk on my hands

 

I’d do anything

Sing with marbles in my mouth

On the evening news

 

I would shave my head

To have my ice cream delight

People laugh at me

 

I'd stand on my head

Wave my feet when cars go by

For this ice cream treat

 

 

 Yummy Klondike bar

My heart goes pitter patter

I would kiss a moose

 

  

Climb in a coffin

If vampires ate Klondike bars

Never mind the fangs

 

Chase down a werewolf

Like it was the family dog

Kiss him on his snout

 

 

I’d howl at the moon

While all my friends are watching

For a Klondike bar

 

I'd swim with the sharks

Pretending I'm a mermaid

For Klondike reward

 

If you think I’m nuts

Try a Klondike for yourself

You’ll do silly too

 

 

I wrote this haiku

Wishing for a Klondike bar

Vote me the winner

Reviews

[Hamkar]

It is really cleverly written, the relation to the pictures is brilliant. I don't know what a Klondike Bar is so, this poem was quite funny. I think that it wouldn't have been as brilliant if it didn't have the pictures, it could go both ways, maybe you should try to have it less leaning on the pictures, or absolutely great choice of pics!

[Ladysue]

This made me smile and laugh. I love the way you put this together with the pictures. Very well done...

[alesuriko]

Very nicely done. Thanks so much submitting this to my contest. I really enjoy the fantastical and absurd things you would do for a Klondike, especially the Werewolf one as though it were a family dog. You're rather talented at the haiku. This poem with all its structure and style and especially the inclusion of silly pictures was amazing to read. It made me giggle. Well done.