This Stupid Hat

A silly poem for a contest

 

This Stupid Hat

 

My Mistress made me wear this stupid hat

Embarrassed, I hear giggling from the cat

 

Pit bulls bear their teeth, but not a smile

I’ve been running for many a mile

 

Dobermans on the corner snicker with glee

Such a silly hat and booties on paws we see

 

Male Chihuahua from Mexico stands proud

This hunky Chihuahua hollers and whistles so loud

 

Chih- Wow-wa, what a foxy dog you are

Under the moon we’ll count each star

 

Love those booties and that hat

If it pleases you girl, I’ll chase that cat

 

Merry me, and I’ll be a happy pooch

For you pretty girl, I’ll give up the hooch

 

Oh my I’m a happy Mexican dog

Much happier than a mud rolling hog

 

Mistress thank you for this yellow and red bonnet

This Spanish hunk of a dog wrote me a sonnet

 

Reviews

[Shalini Dinesh]

a very cute poem and was quite funny, you are an awesome poet....

[Flick]

Lol. That was cute and totally funny.

I hope you win. lol.