MY MORNING

did you ever have one of those days?

My Morning

My eyes are hardly opened

As I slowly get out of bed

I bend down to find my slippers

"Ouch" I bang my head

As I straighten up my body

There is cracking in my back

I take my first step forward

"On no" I found that tack

Back on the bed I'm seated

Rubbing my head and toe

Forgot what I was sitting on

Satin sheets, to the floor I go

Now my tail bone seems to be broken

My head aches and my toe hurts

Suddenly the hiccups start

They come and go in spurts

I try to get up off the floor

To the bathroom I must be

I hobble up and close the door

And slam it on my knee

God has a sense of humor

He's used it many times on me

I"m happy to be His vessel

But right now I need my COFFEE!!!

I make it to the kitchen

To get my morning cup

And as I drink I wonder

Why did I ever get up!!!

Reviews

[DONALD EISSLER]

HA HA A FUNNY ONE FROM THE PRINCESS VERY GOOD PAINTED WELL THOSE OUCH'S ..THINK I'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT.. WELL NOT ON SATIN SHEETS ANYWAY JUST PLAIN OLD COTTEN ONES AH YES AND THE COFFEE IS SOOOOO GOOD !!
TK

[Barbara Lynne]

yes ginger..most mornings are like that...Kona Coffee...hmmmm...sounds like my kind of coffee... :) glad I could make you laugh..

[WordShifter]

Wow! you do need a cup of Kona Coffee. You had me laughing, some mornings are like that.