The Monkey Ate My Medulla Oblongata

My submission for the "alot of nonsense" contest. I know it's grotesque and creepy, but, hey, that's the point, right?

 

“The Monkey Ate My Medulla Oblongata”

 

Rat-a-tat-tat, splatter-splat-splat

Someone’s dancing in the rain

Feed the restless monkey

He’s gnawing on my brain

 

The West Nile bird strokes his feathers

So swiftly I catch fire

The mere cat’s thinking “barbeque”

He’s already built the pyre

 

My medulla oblongata’s gone now

Grey matter’s all that’s left

Not enough to feed on

The worms will be bereft

 

The giggling gets louder and still louder

Hyenas in the mist

But when they come to feed off me

They’re gonna be quite pissed

 

Vultures swoop down to save me

At least I think that’s true

They pick me up, they drop me off

And bid me bye, adieu

 

Reviews

[Avery James]

Ooh. Is it hinting at something deeper? A problem that we don't know? I like how it's open ended.