#38 Keith Has a Figgin Hollow Leg!

by Dancemom on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:27 am

Here you go.

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:31 am

Thank you Dancemom!!!!


ah fresh clean slate. . . well not really but oh well . . .

I'm posting the rules here !

READ!!!!
ok i need to make this clear!

if you want something to happen in the story you need to write it in.

if you want to be in the story you write yourself in (but be considerate, not pushy)

this story is hard enough to control as it is, adding more people is going to be difficult, we all need to work together!

we don’t all need to be in a relationship, what ever happened to just having friends?! that is how this whole thing started out!

if you want to join in the story you need to read the whole of the story that we are currently working on!

PLEASE be consiterate of other people!

 

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:39 am

and here is the story that we left off w/

Chrsityboo-

Christy: Hey, how about we go to Ireland? Since you boys have seen our country, why don't we see yours?
Damian: Sure! That's a great idea!
George: I'll get us some tickets for the next flight.
Rhi: Oh, I am so excited!
Chloe: Me too!
Ryan: Great idea Christy! I really want you guys to see it!
George: I've got tickets booked for 3:30, which is in 3 hours.Where's the nearest airport?
Christy: um, I think that it's 2 hours away.
Pagan: What are we waiting for,George, go, go, go!!

So everyone is on the plane.They are in Celtic Thunder's private jet. Here is the seating arrangements:

Jen and Christy
Chloe and Rhi
Angel and Kerry
Ryan and Paul
Damian and Keith
George is by himself, sorry George.

Christy is texting Damian and Rhi, and they are texting her back. Jen is looking over at what Christy is writing and texts Christy saying that she is obsessed with Damian. George is reading, Angel and Kerry are playing tic tac toe, Chloe is talking to Rhi while Rhi is texting, and Keith is doing the same thing as Jen. I think that's everyone.

Teenangel-

ok so we land in Dublin and take Paul's suggestion to stay at a hotel then go visit everyone's families. Being around all these young couples is making George lonely so we tell him that he should just go home for while we are visiting the guys' families. He is elated and takes the next plane to Scotland. We go to the hotel and unpack our things, get freshened up etc.

Rooming arrangements
Christy and Angel
Damian and Keith
Paul and Ryan
Jen and Rhi
Chloe and Kerry

We go to one of the best restaurants in the city for dinner.

Rhi.-

So at the restaurant . . . I’m not doin a seating arrangement cuz we all know generally where we sit. . .

So we are walking in to the restaurant and we are seated at a large table. We pick up our menus but then the guys get up and take away all of our menus and sit back down.
Pagan- what are you doing?
Ryan- we are going to do the ordering tonight
Me- I don’t know if I trust you to do that.
Keith- too bad
Angel- well what if we don’t like what you order?
Paul- sucks for you?
The guys laugh and we girls frown . . . a waitress comes over, she looks really familiar . . . where have we seen here before??? Hmmmm . . .
Waitress- can I take your drink orders?
Everyone orders their drinks . . . when she finally gets to Pagan to take her order
Pagan- that’s who you are! You were our exterminator! Why are you here?
Susan- just another one of my jobs
Susan soon leaves and comes back with our drinks, she was able to carry (I think its like 9. . . .) all of our drinks in one trip on one of those circle trays and she never once faltered . . . this impressed Paul to no end . . .
Susan- (after handing out the drinks, and trying to get away from Paul) so are you ready to order?
Ryan- I do believe we are!
Keith- yeah we’ll have the Nettle Soup, the Colcannon, the Bacon and Cabbage and then the-
Ryan- black and white pudding.
Susan- anything else
Guys- nope
Pagan- you ordered the- how could you- why did- well I just wont eat it
Ryan- yes you will
Pagan- who are you to decide what I put in my mouth?
The bickering continues. . .
Christy- *to Damian* I thought it was corned beef and cabbage.
Damian- it started out as pork or bacon but when we started moving over to America beef was more readily available so it switched
Christy- cool! I guess you do learn something new everyday!
Me-*to Keith* what all was ordered?
Keith- food
Me- uh hu, well, what kind of food
Keith- *funny look* Irish . . . food . . .
Me- ok what dishes did you order
Keith- weren’t you listening?!
Me- Keith! What is in the dishes that you ordered!
Keith- oh! I’m not telling
Me- you know I could just slap you sometimes
Keith- why?
Me- *hit head against table* . . .
Chloe- *to me* what are you doing?
Paul- I think she has cracked
Chloe- you think? Rhi why do-
Paul- of course I think! I have a brain!
Chloe- no I just me-
Paul - why would you think I don’t think?
Me- Paul! She was being sarcastic! It was her way of agreeing w/ you!
Paul - oh, so you do know that I think.
Chloe- *sigh* yes Paul we know you think. *under breath* how you get to some conclusions is beyond me though . . .
Paul - I heard that
Me- yes we know you can hear too
Paul - I just meant tha-
Me- wait can you hear that?!
Paul - what?
<silence>
Paul - don’t hear anything
Me- *I start moving my mouth to act as if I’m talking*
Paul - what are you doing? Why cant I- oh no I cant hear! I’m deaf!!!

Teenangel-

Ok so by this time I just can't hold back my laughter any longer and I burst into a fit of giggles.
Paul: What's wrong?
me: OH!*pretending to be coughing* I have something stuck in my throat...brb!
I run as fast as possible for hte bathroom followed closely by Christy
Christy: I think I'll go see if she's alright.
Rhi: *sarcastically playing along for Paul's sake* Oh sure go ahead...let me know if you need any help.
Ryan has been texting Keith to call his (Ryan's) phone. The phone rings and Ryan excuses himself and goes outside. Then Keith's phone rings and he goes outside too......

Rhi.-

Keith’s phone rings and he excuses himself, I grab his arm
*whispering*
Me- where do you think you’re going?
Keith- it’s an important call
Me- from whom? Your cousin who is on his death bead that is also named Ryan?
Keith- yup! *heads out*
Chloe- *scoots over in Keith chair so she is next to me* so what’s up?
Me- Keith and Ryan are taking “important” calls outside.
Chloe- yeah I saw what Keith’s texts were saying.
Me- it doesn’t seem like they are planning anything, but what are they doing together outside?
Chloe- no idea. So what’s Black and White Pudding?
Me- you don’t want to know.
Chloe- buts that’s why I asked.
Me- its *whispers in ear*
Chloe- eww . . . why would they- what would make them- that’s just wrong. . .
Me- its all in what you grow up on I guess. . .
Ryan comes back in
Paul- (has also gone to the B/r and has just come back) so when’s the food coming? I’m hungry.
Susan- *just walked by* it should be out in just a bit! *walks towards Ryan, Pagan stiffens-Ice queen . . . *
Keith walks back in and heads for our table, Chloe hops back over to her seat
Me- *after he sits back down* so how’s your cuz?
Keith- he died.
Me- what?!
Keith- *laughs but he had just taken a sip of his drink . . .* you should have seen your face! *sighs and wipes nose* I wish I had a camera!
Me- your one to talk! You just had beer come up your nose!
Suddenly raised voices can be heard from the other end of the table . . .and a tall blonde is soaking wet. . . .

Teenangel-

Pagan bursts out laughing: Way to go Keith! Wish I could have done that myself!
Susan: You! What! Oh that so did not just happen to me NOW!
Keith: Um, sorry. hey what are you picking up that chair for...uh oh...I have to go to the bathroom...be back...RYAN HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christy and I made it back just in time to see Keith spew. We listen and then walk up to Rhi.
Christy: I think Angel is going to need some help....
me: Yeah I'm about to pass out from holding back laughter..
Rhi: Ok. Um, people? I'm going to go to the bathroom!
We all run out trying not to laugh until we get there

Rhi.-

So I rush to the bathroom and crack up, I laugh so hard my head begins to hurt. Christy and angel come in and do the same, we try to talk but we can hardly breath . . . Susan comes in and washes off she gives us the death glare. She pulls out an extra change of clothes and when I can finaly control myself I go out and knock on the men’s room door
Me-Keith? are you ok in there?
I get laughter as an answer . . . I wait outside for the girls to come out but before they do Keith comes back out and his eyes are red and kinda watery.
Me- have some fun in there?
Keith- *starts laughing again* ow, my *giggle(erm, a manly giggle. . .)* sides hurt!
Angel- *comes out* wow she is drenched!
Christy-*right behind angel* yeah a puddle is forming on the floor!
We soon head back to the table, which still has a few laughing and soon our food arrives.

Teenangel-

Ok I have no idea what dinner is but........

The first course comes out and we all sit in expentancy. We now have a second waiter, really handsome, dark haired blue eyed guy... ...Susan still doesn't want to give up though...they place before us...............

Ok so the waitress and cute waiter bring out Nettle soup...the guys dig right in and have it gone in about 5 minutes but we girls are more careful, we each taste it, then take a nice big spoonful thinking that might make it more bearable...BIG MISTAKE!!!!! We all gag and almost simultaneously rush to the bathroom!
In the bathroom:
RHi: I can't believe they ordered that and actually liked it!!!!!!!
me: I know that was disgusting!
Christy: Well what do we do with it?
Pagan: Let's go tell them that they can eat ours as we are not feeling very well.
me: Ok I'll go tell them...anyone want to come with me?
Christy: I'll go too.
We peek out the door and see the guys red with laughter, tears rolling down their cheeks. We tell the other girls what we see then all of us decide to casually go back and gulp it down as fast as we can (using bread to take away the taste) and just tell them that it was really hot and tehat is why we left...we won't let them have a good joke!
So we finish it and all of us feel sick so one at a time we each go to the bathroom saying we drank a lot of water at the hotel...we are so wicked!

 

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:14 pm

Teenangel wrote:http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recip ... _id=258404

Black and White pudding....looks good...looks like tiramasu (don't care if that is spelled wrong)

thats not what B&W pudding is . . . check out this site . . . http://recipes.epicurean.com/recipe/174 ... dding.html

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:34 pm

THat is gross!!!!!!!!!! why couldn't you just let me believe that it was that other stuff? lol

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:41 pm

did I get all of this right?

Nettle Soup might make us puke... http://www.modernbeet.com/archives/108

Colcannon doesn't look too bad... http://irelandnow.com/colcannon.html

I think I'll have a phone call for the bacon and cabbage
http://www.dochara.com/eat/traditional/ ... abbage.php

jk, it might not be too bad

Oh and I wouldn't be against putting up a password....Rhi and Pagan can be the mods

 

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:51 pm

yup everything else is correct!

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:56 pm

come on Rhi...It's your turn...I wrote the last 2...lol


have you ever seen Veggie Tales Little Joe? There is 7 yr old watching it now...I love the Bellybutton Song! Boyz in th Sink....

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:00 pm

me neither but when you have an 8 yr old neice and 11yr old nephew and allof their little friends you catch it a lot

 

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:17 pm

The guys do the whole, uh hu sure thing and we sit back down . . . next the Colcannon and bacon and cabbage come out. these aren’t that bad. They aren’t wonderful but they aren’t horrid either. . when we finally finish the last coarse comes out. . .Black and White Pudding MMMMMMM!
Pagan- *when her serving is placed in front of her*oh god, I cant believe you ordered that! How can you even-oh that is just gross!
Ryan- what? Its delicious! *takes a big bite*
Pagan- oh that’s- *covers her mouth/nose, shutters*
Keith-common Rhi, I know you’ll like it! *eats a huge bite*
Me- *staring at my plate* it jiggles . . . I don’t like it when food jiggles
Keith- what about jell-o?
Me- nope. not. Even. jell-o. *pokes the square w/my fork*
Damian- Christy just try it, one little bit that’s all I ask.
Christy- oh goodness no! not even a crumb!!!
Jen and angel just look at each other and shake their heads. . . chloe on the other hand looks at it, pokes it, cuts off a piece w// her fork, brings it up to her mouth and. . . eats it! She chews, swallows and announces
Chloe- not that bad
Christy jen and angel leave the table. I would have gone w/ them but keith pt his hand on my arm and said
Keith- Rhi just try it.
Me- *deep breath* ok. . . *take a piece on my fork I bring it up to my mouth and . . . I finally put it in. eyes closed and breath held, I chew. . . swallow, shutter* ok its not that bad but knowing what was in it,my stomach is in knots!
Chloe- its like being on Fear Factor!
Me- but I never wanted to be on it!
Keith- *laughing* so since your not gonna eat the rest of it can I have it?!
Me- be my guest!

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:21 pm

You ate that!!! lol! I might have to go...be back tonight if not sooner...cleaning, yuck!

 

by Rhi. on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:23 pm

 

by teenangel on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:51 pm

ME: Ok, next time, I'm ordering the food!

 

by mad_about_ct on Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:50 pm

of course i would be the one to eat that rhi. . . im still too scared to figure out what it is . . .

hows the password coming along . . .if we are going to have one . . .

cant think of anything for the story . . .

 

by CVaughn on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:16 am

Just as the guests at the table are discussing the food an older lady with a chef's hat comes out of the kitchen, looks around followed by the waitress. The waitress points to their table and the chef approaches them with a scowl on her face,and a rolling pin in her hand.
Chef CV:" I understand someone is unhappy with the food?"
The guys all compliment the chef saying they think it's great.
Chef: And you ladies? Are you enjoying your meal?"
Rhi: Tell you what. Why don't you just bring me some boiled eggs. I like my eggs boiled to perfection for exactly three minutes and served with a little parsley sprinked on tip.
Chef: Then we may have a problem because I only know how to do two kinds of eggs. Cooked and raw. So how do you want them?
Rhi: I'll take them cooked.
Chef; Excelent choice.
As the chef turns to go back to the kitchen, Kieth calls her back.
Kieth: I'm still hungry. Can you make me a venison steak?
Chef: Well, I'll try but I don't know why a good looking kid like you wants to be a steak.
Kieth: No, I mean for you to cook me a steak. Can you cook wild meat?
Chef: If you can kill it, I can cook it. How do you like your steak.
Kieth: All real men like rare steak. Cook it one minute on one side, one minute on the other side , slap it on a plate and get it to me quick. "
Chef: Yes, sir. Shall I bring you something to kill it with?
Kieth: NO, just don't let it gat away."

 

by teenangel on Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:18 am

...o.........k......... lol

that is such a cute cat!
Rhi told me that we are going to ask Susan and Pagan what they think first....then get a mod to help or something...
the stuff is really disgusting....

 

by Rhi. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:52 am

CVaughn wrote:Kieth: I'm still hungry. Can you make me a venison steak?
Chef: Well, I'll try but I don't know why a good looking kid like you wants to be a steak.

 

by Rhi. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:09 am

Sooooo Keith gets his *shutters* raw steak slightly browned (my egg took longer to cook than his steak!!!!) and Keith digs in. George Damian and Ryan give him discussed looks as he begins to eat it. Paul is smiling his head off.
Keith- *mouthful of food* what?
Paul- nothing
Keith- *looks at him like he is crazy and continues eating . . . *what are you looking at!?!
Paul- nothin
Keith- *turning to me* do you know what he’s doing?
Me- well you just set yourself up for a really snide remark but I’m letting it go. cuz-
Keith- well that is very bug of you *continues to eat*
Me- I’m not finished. I’m not sure what Paul is doing but are you sure your not gonna get like mad cow disease or a tape worm or something?
Chef- *just came out w/my egg* what are you saying about my food?! Are you saying that my food will make you sick because I-
Me- no no no!!! I was just saying-
Chef- uh hu. Here’s your egg *drops it in front of me* enjoy. *walks briskly back to the kitchen*
Me- it jiggles.
Keith- *takes my plate, slides the egg off onto his freshly dead cow and replaces my plate then continues to eat*
Me- how did you know I wasn’t going to eat it?!
Keith- it jiggles, you wont eat food that giggles. I’ll eat whatever tastes good.
Me- so does that mean that you would eat-
Keith- sooosh! Paul why are you still staring at me?!
Paul- no reason.


suprisingly, i am now hungry . . . .

 

by CVaughn on Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:55 am

Kieth: "Does anybody know why Paul is looking at me like that?"
Pagan: Maybe it's because he thinks you must have a hollow leg. Where are you putting all that?

 

by Rhi. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:02 am

Keith- in my stomach . . . ? *takes last bite of food*
Me- are you still hungry?
Keith- I have room for dessert.
me-

 

by CVaughn on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:41 am

Just then the waitress returns.
Waitress: Did I hear someone say they were ready for a sweet treat?
Kieth: *looking at her admiringly* Sweeeeeet!
Waitress: Does anyone need their drink freshened up?


(btw? why are you all allowing an exterminator to serve you drinks and food? Hope she doesn't decide that someone needs to be exterminated.)

 

by Rhi. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:58 am

lol! i didnt even think of that!!!!

 

by Rhi. on Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:08 am

So she takes our dessert orders
Keith- I’ll have the double banana split w/ extra ice cream and extra fudge sauce.
Me- the raspberry cheese cake
Damian- the chocolate chip cookie supreme
Christy/Jen/Angel/Kerry decide to get what Keith was getting but they are going to share
Paul- I would like the same as well.
Keith- race you to finish!
Paul- your on!
George- *shaking his head* just a cup of coffee please
Chloe- a chocolate Sunday
Ryan- I’ll have the chocolate cake
Pagan- 2 forks please
Ryan- its my cake
Pagan- well their my forks.

 

by Rhi. on Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:58 am

wow. i havent been on here since early yesterday morning and now a day has gone by and no one has posted anything. . . what. the. heck. happened????????

 

by Rhi. on Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:31 am

So the dessert come out and Ryan grabs his cake and pagan grabs her forks. . . Ryan begins eating his cake w/ his fingers. . . then Paul and Keith get their ginormose banana splits and . . .
Keith- ok on the count of three . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!
So they start gobbling up their dessert . . . Keith starts with the bananas then goes for the ice cream
Keith- AH! Brain freeze!!!!!
Paul- hahaha! I have a strategy!!!!! No brain freezes for me!
Damian- should we be betting on them?
George- no we shouldn’t!
Me-*pullout a $5 . . . what is their currency in Ireland????* 5 on Keith!
Chloe- I second that! *slaps down another 5*
Ryan- my money’s on Paul! *slaps down a ten*
Damian- same here! *slaps down a few crumpled dollars and a bunch of change*
Me-anyone else???
Lots of heads shaking no and a few “I have no money’s ” . . .
So as we all eat our food like the average person, Keith and Paul go at it! Paul seems to be eating everything but the ice cream . . . and Keith is just shoving it all down, which causes multiple brain and chest freezes . . . (which has got to be funny!) us who placed money on them are cheering them on . . . this messes up Paul, he begins to smile and some fudge dribbles out of his mouth (eww!) so soon they are about halfway through and they both agree to take a 5 minute break . . . Keith had ice cream and the various sauces in his hair (not to mention all around his face) and Paul has it on his hands and arms (he dropped his spoon) so Susan comes over and gives him a few more and (very much to Paul’s delight) she wipes his face for him, Keith looks at me expectantly
Me- what? Last time I checked you weren’t 5 anymore; you can wipe your own face. *hands him a few napkins, which just stick to his face . . . Santa clause. . . .* . . . . soon the 5 minutes are up and the race continues, just when they are both almost finished Paul gets a brain freeze but eats through it! And Keith drops his spoon and begins to use his hands . . . and soon they both have one bite left! Paul and Keith bring their spoon/hand up to their mouth and . . .

 

by Pattum on Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:52 am

Snap the last spoonful into each other's face.

"Foodfight", yells Keith.
"That's a sorry excuse for a foodfight." says Rhi
"Well, I can't see any reason to waste good food besides we got enough on ourselves by ourselves."
You can't help but grin at Keith's logic.

Damian was looking at the pile of money on the table.
"Nobody won," he said sadly. "What happens with the money."
"It goes to Keith and I, of course." says Paul.
"That's not fair," says Ryan. "We shouldn't be paying to watch you two gobble down banana splits."
"Why not," says Paul. "You were cheering us on up until now."
"I warned you, you should have listened to me." George almost sang this out to keep from laughing out loud.
Keith grabs the money up and waves it in the air.
"Waitress, two more ginormous banana splits please."

 

by Rhi. on Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:18 am

oh god he can eat cant he ! ? ! lol

 

by mad_about_ct on Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:59 am

rhi you know i dont like chocolate icecream or sauce!!! i would get an oreo milkshake . . . if they have them . . .

 

by teenangel on Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:44 pm

o.........k.........lol....that is hilarious....I can't post right now...kinda sneeking on

 

by Rhi. on Fri Aug 01, 2008 3:14 pm

mad_about_ct wrote:rhi you know i dont like chocolate icecream or sauce!!! i would get an oreo milkshake . . . if they have them . . .

well it was spost to be vanilla ice cream w/ chocolate syup but whaever. . . i'm changing it. . . .