#34 Ryan I am Your Father

#34 Ryan I am Your Father

A Chapter by Rhi

by teenangel on Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:03 pm

aw come on help me a bit I'm not very good at this

 

by jenfromGA on Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:10 pm

so we cleaned up the cabin spick and span, top to bottom.
Pagan still wants to shoot Ryan ( for startin all this)with an old rusty rifle thats hangin up on the wall of the cabin, but can't reach it.
eventually the cabin is completely clean and all the girls shove all the guys out of the cabin to wait in the hot sun until the girls get cleaned up. Sharon acts as bodygaurd.
then the guys take their turn while the girls go shopping for new clothes and stuff. they decide to rent a movie while their at it but can't decide which one to get. Sharon calls George and George asks the guys.
The guys vote for a scary movie, the girls say NO, they want.....
jen
(teenangel, you do just fine!)

 

by teenangel on Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:56 pm

Just to throw a twist


We decide to get all 6 of the Love Comes Softly movies to annoy the guys, but we also get all 6 of the Star Wars movies and go back to the cabin. We first put in Star Wars to get the guys (especially Ryan ) in a good mood.


YOur turn, I got us back from the store!

 

by jenfromGA on Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:28 pm

okay, okay!!!
So as the 4th star wars movie is about half way over, Ryan suddenly jumps up and leaves.
Jen: *sitting by Keith* "Ryan where are you going?"
Ryan:"I'll be right back!"
Rhi: *sitting on the other side of Keith* "You'd better hurry or your gonna miss this part."
Keith: *enjoying the attention from Rhi and Jen* "Why are ya'll worried about where Ryan goes? We're not on the island any more- Ooofff!"
*Rhi and Jen punch him in both arms at the same time and then get up to get more popcorn*
Pagan:"And yet again, I have to put that out of my mind. Thank you Keith."
Keith:"Your welcome?" *rubbing his arms*
Pagan *gives Keith a glare that could melt ice*
Just then Ryan comes in the living room dressed as Luke Skywalker.
Pagan:"Ryan, what in the world r u wearing?"
Ryan: *ignoring Pagan* says, "Look I'm Ryan Skywalker!"
Pagan:"No your not, your Ryan the Idiot, who won't just watch the darn movie with the rest of us!"
Ryan: *looks downhearted, but brightens as one of his favorite parts come on*
Jen and Rhi return with more popcorn and resume their seating, much to Keith's satisfaction.

jen

 

by teenangel on Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 pm

great! I would have gotten worried had Ryan left during Star Wars for anything else! lemme see...

I hope Rhi, pagan and the others come back on soon, I'm running out of ideas!

 

by jenfromGA on Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:17 pm

me to teenangel!
they have really good story parts too!
jen

 

by jenfromGA on Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:54 pm

okay, okay, i got some more...

After we've watched all the star wars movies (yeah right...) everyone decides to hit the sheets...
George:"Except the guys."
Guys:"What?!'
George:"Yep, we're hittin the sleeping bags tonight guys."
Keith:"In the living room i hope."
George:"No, outside."
Ryan:"But we've slept outside since we crashed on the-"
Pagan:"Say it and your dead meat."
Damian:"But the mosquito's love me! *complaining*
Christy:"So do I."
*has made up with Damian after we were wished back from "you-know-where" *... (4 Pagan's sake. )
Damian:"Yeah but your not going to eat me."
Christy:"Says who?"
Damian:"Oh never mind..."
So the guys take sleeping bags and plenty of mosquito spray for Damian outside.
Sharon:"Well girls, lets hit the real sheets and pray that the guys don't get eaten tonight by mosquitos."
So after quick prayers for the guys, the girls share beds and Sharon decides that the couch looks quite inviting after all.
..........
Morning comes and it turns out that the mosquitos really do love Damian more than Christy does.

Damian:" Geez my face itches like crap!"
Keith:"Kinda looks that way too mate!" *chuckles*
Rhi:"That's not even funny Keith."
Damian:"I told ya'll mosquitos love me!" *groans and scratches his face*
Christy:"Don't do that!!!!"
Damian:"I'm itching Christy! What am i supposed to do?! Let it drive me crazy?!"
Ryan:"Christy already did that!"
Pagan:"Shut up Ryan!"
Jen:"I'll go and get the calamine lotion... that oughta ease the itching."
*goes and grabs the bottle from the shelf in the bathroom, comes back and gives it to Christy who slathers it all over Damian's face.*
Damian:"Hey that does feel a little better." *and stops scratching.*
Keith:"Oh gosh mate! Your face is pink!!!"
Jen:"Yours will be to if you don't leave him alone!"
*Keith shuts up quick like.*
Pagan:"Dang, your starting to sound like me!"
Rhi:"Well it worked. Good one Jen."
Sharon:"Why don't you all sit down and watch the "Love Comes Softly" movies while I make some breakfast?"
Ryan:"Or me and the fella's can just do some walkin around..."
Pagan:"Where?"
Ryan:"The cabin or the lake or-"
Pagan:"Nuh uh, not happening bud. You'll sit right here with the rest of us and watch this awesome movie."
Ryan *groaning, sits down by Pagan with a glum look on his face.*
Rhi and Jen takes theis seats by Keith who is enjoying their attention immensely. And Christy sits on the floor with Damian's head in her lap. *She's making sure he doesn't scratch his bug -bites.*
Teenangel who is sitting on the other side of Jen whispers to her, "I love this movie!"
Jen whispers back,"I know, me too!"
Paul and George decide to go help Sharon with the cooking. *Their reason*... No floor room.
Everyone is watching the movie when... "OOWWWWW! came from the kitchen.
Chloe and Kerry look up and yell at the same time,"What happened now?!"
Sharon:"Paul burnt his finger, I got it covered!"
Everybody in the living room (rolls their eyes...) and goes back to payin attention to the movie.
Finally Sharon gets breakfast with no more mishaps. Everyone helps set the table and then everyone sits down to eat.....

by pagan on Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:19 pm

Pancakes, bacon and eggs. Not to mention OJ, coffee, tea and milk. Ryan slops syrup on his shirt.
"Oh for Pete's Ryan," Pagan says in disgust. " Go change your shirt. You are just one hopeless dufus."
"Maybe if you'd forgive me, I wouldn't be so sloppy," he retorts. "How long can a woman remain so mad is beyond me." He stomps off. Pagan goes outside. She starts thinking maybe she's been too hard on Ryan. After all, he DID try to patch things up on the island. All of a sudden she hears a guitar. She turns to see Ryan walking toward strumming. He starts singing Elvis' Can't Help Falling In Love. She melts and joins him.(mind you she sounds like a dying cow but who cares?). They finish the song together. Ryan sets his guitar down and takes her in his arms. They kiss.
Keith comes out sees and sees them. "Excuse" and goes back inside. He takes Rhi by the hand and leads her outside. He draws her in for a huge liplock. Damian and Christy go outside for a walk. They kiss.
"Sheesh," says Chloe. "I kind of feel left out. All these lovebirds."
Pat looks expectantly at Paul."What?" he askes. She goes "humph", tosses her head and walks away.
"What did I do?" he askes puzzeled.
"I think it's what you DIDN'T do," Chloe answers.
Paul follows Pat and you know the rest.
"I miss Carrie. Maybe I better call her," says George. He goes off to make his phone call.

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:48 am

Kerry W wrote:Jen and Christy, can I join the GWTMIATOOH? . . . . Hey, why didn't Keith sing "The Island" to Rhi while they were on the islands??? That would have been so romantic! (And blushworthy b/c of the chorus. )


I dont mind!
he did when we werein the car going to the ocean, he sang along w/ my ipod. . .

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:51 am

teenangel wrote:when the rain finally stops I decide to try getting off the island myself, so everyone gathers around and I wish to be back at the cabin (I thought it was in New Jersey or something) and I disappear. Everyone goes beserk and a few minutes later I reappear.
Jen: You're back!
Everyone at once: What happened?
me: I got back to the cabin, everyone get a stone and hold hands and wish to be back at the cabin.



the lake hows was a hundred miles from wherever we were docked in New York after the cruise ship

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:52 am

teenangel wrote:so now we are on an Island with magical Aleutian pixie stones, the food is running out, the only food on the island turns you colors, Paul is acting like a 5 yr old, Ryan & Pagan, Damian & Christy are once again fighting, and on top of that it's raining? Ok lemme see here...gimme a sec to post something


not allfood makes you turn colors, it was just the gooey green fruit.
coulnt we only use the stones 7 times. . .is anyone keeping count?

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:59 am

pagan wrote:"I miss Carrie. Maybe I better call her," says George. He goes off to make his phone call.



ah, i love george's line!!!! that is so sweet!

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:18 am

Soo after all the kissing happens. . . . we go back inside and Jen has out in the movie and she Christy(who tied damian to a chair) and a few other of the girls are sitting and watching it. When Keith sees this he begins to slip his hand out of mine and try to sneak away.
Me- where are you going?
Keith- as far away from that TV *points* as I can get *slowly begins to back away*
Paul sees this and rushes over to him and yanks him out the front door. Everyone else is watching the movie now (guys against their will, ryan is doing it cuz he knows it will make pagan happy) so no one notices the paul and keith rushing out the door (and cuz I cant stand many romance movies) I go out with them, when I get to the drive way keith and paul are trying to open the doors
Me- you forgot the keys didn’t you?
Keith- oh no! don’t make us go back in there PLEASE! I’ll do anything! Just don’t make me sit through those movies!
Paul- *gets on his knees in front of me* what he said!
Me- *I pull out the keys from my pocket* so where you want to go?
Paul slams forward on my knees hugging me and keith runs around the car and tackles me in a bear hug
Keith- *muffled in my hair*I knew there was a reason why I liked you!
me- *rolling eyes* thanx!
Paul- he may like you but I think I’m falling in love!
Me- oh would you get off! *I shake him off of my legs, keith still hasn’t let go* so did you guys want to get out of here or are we just gonna stand here all day?
Keith- *giving me one last squeeze* ok so where are we going?
Me-no idea
Paul- can I drive?! I wanna drive!!! Please can I?!
Me-promise you’ll be care full since you’ll be driving on the right side of the road?
Paul- yup! promise!
Me- ok. . . *hands him the keys*
Paul- YES! *runs to the passenger side of the car opens it up hops in and realizes he got in on the wrong side* oops! Heh heh heh I meant to do that!
Keith- sure you did *gets in and pushes Paul into the drivers seat, I take the middle back seat*
Paul- ok we all ready?!*Round of yup’s* ok lets get this show on the road! *he pulls out and starts driving (pretty well I may add)*

In the mean time back at the house. . . .

 

by teenangel on Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:06 pm

lol, Poor Damian has to be tied to a chair to watch the movies! I know several boys (5 to be exact) in one family who would only stay to tease me when I cried during the sad/reallly happy parts!

 

by Kerry W on Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:36 pm

Lol Angel! My cousins would do the same thing! Hey, so we're in america... Did you say a while away from New York? What about Rhode Island or Florida??? (Keith'd love that.)


Storyyy time!!!:

So back at the house, the girls have finished two of the 'Love' movies. (Haven't seen it by the way, are they good?) Pat and Kerry have decided to take mercy on the guys, and take a break from watching the movie. Damian, Christy, Angel, Chloe, and Pagan decide to stay at the house while Pat, Jen, and Kerry take George and Ryan out to eat lunch. (Tell me if I forgot anyone!)

"Hey, who's driving?" Ryan asked.

"I am, but not while you're still wearing that outfit. Go change." Kerry ordered. Ryan groaned. He tromped up the stairs in his Darth Vader uniform. (He was wearing it in protest of the "Love" movies.)

"So where do we want to go to lunch?" Pat asked the group. Ryan shrugged. George looked thoughtful. Jen rolled her eyes and said, "Why don't we drive around a bit and see what they have here?"

So the 5 went in the Hummer that Sharon had driven over, with Kerry and George in the front seats, and Ryan was between the two girls in the back.

After a while, with Ryan calling out, "McDonald's! Olive Garden-nahh. No olives..." (Kerry and Jen rolled their eyes at this) They finally spotted the perfect restaurant.

Bennigan's...

Once they went inside, the waitress started trying to hit on Ryan, and Ryan kept annoying everybody by trying to turn the tv to basketball, when it was on baseball... (Seen that happen.)

~~~~~~

Gah. That sucks...

Someone help!!!

 

by teenangel on Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:55 pm

the movies are great! don't follow the books exactly but what can you expect?

 

by teenangel on Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:18 pm

what she said "story time":

Damian: Thank you so much! I don't understand how you girls can watch those movies. They are so pathetic!
me: Damian you need some help, that's why we like them so much! They are so sweet and sad and wonderful!
Christy: Yeah, maybe you should pay more attention to them


There you happy? your turn again!lol

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:59 pm

So keith paul and I drive around a bit but we cant find anything fun to do! So we head back to the house and when we get there, everyone is gone!
Keith- where did everyone go?
Paul- oh no!
Me/keith- WHAT?!
Paul- maybe they found another one of the wishing stones! Maybe they got wished away!
Me- no I think they went out or something.
Paul- now how do you know that?!
Me- cuz the other car is gone.
Keith- where do you think they went?
Me- probably to get food, since everything went bad while we were gone.
Paul- *in a huff* well what should we do all mighty know it all?
Me- call them?
So we go inside and try to get a hold of any one of them but no one is picking up their phone(we also weren’t sure whose phones still worked. . .)
Paul- *calls from up stairs* wow, ryan pulled out his Vader costume! I love this thing! *footsteps on stairs, paul comes down wearing the Vader costume* cuuuush, chooow, cuuuush, chooow Rhi cuuuush, I am, choooow, cuuuuuush your father! Choooow. . .
Keith- ewww no you aren’t! why would you say that?!
Me- you just saw the movie! Don’t you remember that part?!
Keith- I fell asleep
Just then the front door opens and in walks ryan. . .
Ryan- hey guys! I forgot my- OMG! Who? What? Why? Why are you in my costume!?
Paul- cuuuush Ryan chooooow, cuuuuush, I am chooooow, chuuush your father choooow
Ryan- paul get out of my costume! *starts chasing him*
Paul- NEVER! *hops over couch and races out of house*
Keith- o . . . k . . . well . . . now what?
Me- I don’t- do you think we should get this on tape?
Keith- *cranes neck to look out window* nah, its not that funny . . . WOW! Where did ryan get that light saber?
Me- what?! *run over to the window* dang that thing looks real!
Keith- Uuum, I think it is!
Me- what?!
Keith- yeah look at that piece of wood! It was whole a second ago!
Me- should we stop them?
Keith- nah, they’ll be- yeah yeah lets get out there!
Keith rushes out the back door. . .

 

by teenangel on Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:06 pm

oh my gosh! That is really funny!

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:10 pm

*bows* thank you thank you

 

by teenangel on Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:19 pm

ok so everyone who was not in the last post comes back to find out what is taking Ryan so long and see him tied to a chair in front of Love's Abiding Joy (4th movie of the series). the other 3 are trying to take Ryan's Darth Vader costume off of Paul while he is tied to another chair. The lightsaber was broken and thrown in the lake causing Ryan to pout. Everyone bursts into roaring laughter!

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:36 pm

After the laughter is over. . .
George- not these movies again! Cant we see what is on TV or something?!
Damian- yes please ! *evil look from christy*
Me- yes please!!! I’m a girl and I don’t even want to see anymore!
Jen- well what do you suggest we do?
Me- I don’t know, walk along the beach, make a picnic, go swimming! Anything but movies that make you cry!
Chloe- a picnic sounds fun!
Angel yea! Lets do a picnic!
Christy- but we don’t have any food!
Me- well everyone who wants to watch the movie can stay while everyone else heads to the store
Keith- do we really need that many people?
Me- you want to ride your skateboard again don’t you?
Keith- *sheepish grin* yes. . .
Me- ok well how about keith and I go to the store, and half of you get in the attic and get the blankest and stuff and the other half make sure the boat is in order and that it has enough gas and everything?
Round of oks and that sounds good to me’s
So keith and I head off to the store me on my bike w/ my green helmet and keth on his board w/ his pink helmet. . . we find all we need at the store and make our way back, this time keith thought it would be amusing if he put all of the groceries onto my handlebars while he attempted to do tricks. But karma’s a ***** and he did a face plant and got a bit of a bloody nose. . . poor keith. . . .when we get back to the house the movie has just ended and everyone is piling into the boat. So we head off to the island and get everything layed out. There is a BBQ there so keith and I bought some burgers, hot dogs and steaks to cook (george works the grill) and the rest of us sit on the big blankets and much on chips and play a few games, then we decide to build a bon fire.

 

by Kerry W on Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:54 pm

lol. I like that Rhi!

~~~~~~~

Just beore Rhi was about to exit, she heard voices coming from the front door.

"Ugh, I'm so full, my stomach's about to explode..." Kerry said.

"The food was rather good, and so was the waiter... hmmm. I wonder if I should have given him my number." Jen was heard saying.

"Hey! Is that actually a lightsaber?!" Pat asked, astonishment clear in her voice.

"What? Those don't really exist." Kerry disagreed.

"Er. I think it actually IS. and we'd better run for it, because I see Darth Vader coming this way, along with Ryan... Hey, is that Keith?" George commented.

Just then the front door slammed open.

"Yow! Watch where you swing that thing!!!" Pattum was now clearly angry. Ryan, running by, had been shrieking like a male banshee and swinging the saber wildly, cutting an inch off Pat's ponytails.

"Rhi! Come help me catch him!!!" Keith yelled, just emerging from the woods, a full 13 seconds after Ryan went by. (That's a long time for someone sprinting)

Just then, Christy and Angel came downstairs from playing cards with the others.

"What's all this?" Christy asked, looking around the room to see Pat's red face, George-beamused, Rhi-Panicked, Kerry-disbelieving, Jen- not caring, b/c she's still thinking about the hot waiter... (lol.)

"I take it Ryan found his lightsaber that he ordered a few months ago?" Damian's voice was heard from the top of the stairs.

"You knew he had a lightsaber? and you didn't TELL us??!!!" Pagan looked at Damian indcredulously.

"What? He said he wasn't going to use it!" He defended himself. "Besides, I didn't think he'd have actually brought it on this trip!"

"You idiot." Rhi groaned. "He brought his Luke Skywalker uniform, AND his Darth Vader one. How did you think he'd not have brought the lightsaber?!"

"Hey! Don't we need to go keep Ryan from killing Paul?" Angel asked.

The group looked at each other.

"NAHH. Paul runs fast."

JKJKJKJK!!!!

"Oops. I forgot about him." Pat said.

"Well then, let's go rescue him!!!" Kerry urged everybody out the door.

~~~~~~~~~~~

So, whattdddyathunk???


Oh dang. I started typing this around 6ish... Oh well. This'll be good for some laughs... but we're going with what was first posted!

 

by Rhi. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:06 pm

omg i love it!!!!! how about that just happens just be4 we tie up the guys to watch the movies?

 

by Kerry W on Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:15 pm

That'll work! Thanks Rhi!!!

By the way, WHERE ARE WE ACTUALLY LOCATED???!!! I know we're somewhere along the east coast...

 

by pagan on Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:17 pm

Uhuh. I ain't gettin' on no boat.Not after what happened the last time. I am staying on the beach where it is safe. Besides, I am having too much fun watching Ryan chasing Paul

 

by mad_about_ct on Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:58 pm

me- too bad pagan is suffering from extreme boat phobea *look over to keith and rhi who are looking into each others eyes and then to damian and christy who are doing . . . something*
jen- too bad because i love watching the couples do their couple . . . stuff
teenangel- what are ryan and paul doing? *ryan and paul are holding their temples and staring at each other intently*
kerry- having some kind of mind war
jen- well as long as they don't each other up, im cool
me- great, the love spell is over george to! he's calling his wife
teenangel- why did we even come?
kerry- we are supossed to be having fun
me- really? cus im having to hold back my vomit watching those love birds
all- yeah
jen- so . . . when the fun supposed to start?
teenangel- i don't think it is
kerry- hey guys! stay positive!
me- how are we suppossed to do that?
kerry- by making our own fun
all- how?

 

 



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