What The Dogs Don't Eat, The Hogs WillA Poem by Marvin Thomas Cox-Flynn de GrahamA bit of humor: A man can get himself killed prowling about outside another man's home
What The Dogs Don't Eat, The Hogs Will Written By Marvin Thomas Cox-Flynn de Graham Copyright © 2021 Marvin Thomas Cox DBA: Marvin Thomas Cox-Flynn de Graham All Rights Reserved
“Poor dumb b*****d, you was gettin' caught prowlin' 'bout. Now look at ya all chopped to pieces -- a hell of a mess! 'Cause if all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put ole Humpty Dumpty back together again,' what can be done for you all butchered and head askew?
Ain't got no time for diggin' a hole for maggot's feastin'. Gotta clean up this here mess made gettin' yourself killed. Shucks, don't fret: what the dogs don't eat, the hogs will. Yes sir, what the dogs don't eat the hogs damn sure will!”
(Written September 2, 2021)
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Added on September 7, 2023 Last Updated on September 7, 2023 Tags: Humor, Satire, Sarcasm, Prowlers, Home-Defense, Life, Death, Existence, Philosophy AuthorMarvin Thomas Cox-Flynn de GrahamSmalltown, TXAbout“Hello! Welcome to my profile page. As a Creative Writer, I pen a variety of material that ranges from piss poor attempts at Poetry, to morbidly Dark Fiction, to investigative, in depth, re.. more..Writing
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