Super Jon

Superhero

        Sitting on the porch immersed in the city life in front of him (Dirty/Cut Up)    

 

Jon- What a long day, how did this happen, what did I get myself in too, I don’t know If I will be able to do this

         Phone Buzzes-Jon looks

Jon- F**k it lets go

 

       Sitting in Class- The word “self-care” is on the board

 

Timmy- So what you doing tonight

Jon-I guess just chillin, ordering some food, anything going on?

Timmy- Well Brittany is having a party, I know shes annoying but I need to do something man

Jon- Ughhh she sucks I don’t know

Tina- Jon are you going to Brittany’s party tonight?

Jon- 100% I will see ya there

 

Bell Rings

 

Tina- Sweet see you tonight

 

Tina walks out of class, Timmy looks at Jon with a “look”

 

Timmy- So now cause Tina is going you want to go to the party

Jon- I am just following the self-care model and just going out instead of just the same old Netflix night

Timmy- You dog you, I saw you get all red when she talked to ya

Jon- its definitely a positive im not gonna lie

Timmy- We gotta do more stuff like this and not just stay in, I know were so busy but lets have some fun

Jon- We do deserve it I guess

 

Jon and Timmy are walking down the street headed in the direction of a liquor store

 

Timmy- So split a bottle and get an eighteen pack?
Jon- I am not trying to get to wild, I am going to pass on the liquor but I am down for the beer

Timmy- All right sounds good Ill be back in a few min

 

Jon watches Timmy enter the store and then all of a sudden a car appears and two masked individuals jump out

 

Jon- What the f**k are you doing! Get off of me!  I didn’t do anything!

 

Jon is tied up and is brought to a mysterious location where he is tied up in a chair in a dinky establishment

 

Rodger- Jon Jackson, just the person I wanted to talk too

Jon- Who the hell are you and how do you know my name? Where am I?

Rodger- My name is Rodger Tohmas and I am the head of the CPA.  You are at our headquarters, we want you to join our team

Jon- What the hell is the CPA and why do you want me?

Rodger- It’s the civilian protection agency and we are underground organization who fights crime and protects the public in the city.  We are underground to protect our identity and keep a low profile.  We want you because you have that “it” factor

Jon- What’s my “it” factor?

Monty- Lactose Intolerance

Jon- What?

Monty- We discovered that lactose intolerance besides causing major digestive issues also gives certain individuals with the right body chemistry super human abilities

Jon- This cant be real… Who are you, how do you know this?

Monty- I am the lead scientist in the CPA and the person who discovered this genetic mutation

Rodger- We chose you because in the thirty years that this organization has been running we have only seen one other individual with the eating capabilities of a person with lactose intolerance like you since Milky

Jon-Who’s milky?

Monty- The greatest CPA agent of all time but he is no longer with us, he was killed in action

Rodger- Sad to say he is long gone and we need you right now

Monty- Obviously we will supply you with the top anti spasmatic and anti diarreahals available to human beings

Jon- I don’t know if I can do this.  I am just a grad student.  The one fight I have had in my life was with Sarah Hoons in second grade. I cried after I pushed her because she pushed my buddy

Rodger-That’s it right there you helping your fellow man, you have all the tools to do so much good

Jon- So what do I have to do if I want to do this?

Rodger- Just be yourself, keep your daily routine.  We will contact you when your services are needed and will work around your school schedule

Monty- Its worth it Jackson.  I promise you will see

Jon- I really have to go, I am supposed to be going to a party and my buddy who I was with when you took me away is probably looking for me

Rodger- Actually we texted him from your phone and said that you were shitting your pants and that you would meet him there

Monty- He said not again and see you soon

Jon- I am still going, don’t abduct me again, we will be in touch

 

 

Jon walks into party

 

Timmy- So how you feeling man? Sounds like you were in pretty bad shape?

Jon- I am fine man just exhausted been a long day. Any idea if Tina is here yet?

Timmy- How did I know that was coming? Yeah she’s here she been asking about you!

Jon-What she say?

Timmy- Nothing just busting your balls, she is here though, I saw her a few minuets ago

Jon- Thank the lord, I could not handle that right now

Timmy- What do you mean, were you really shitting, I feel like something happened to you?

Jon- I promise I am fine I just want to relax and have a good time, can you let it go?

Timmy-Fine Man but I am here if you need me?

Tina comes by, Jon is a noticeably tense

 

Tina- Hey Jon you having fun, this has been great party, I haven’t seen you yet though?

Jon- Yeah I got here a little while ago I kind of got caught up at home but Its nice to finally be here

Tina-Yeah its great to see you, I kind of thought you were not coming

Jon- No Im..

 

Loud noise in next room (bully Tucker is bothering a lady)

 

Jon-What the f***s going on in here

Tucker- Its none of your business Jackson, Get outta here

Jon- Just leave her alone and how about you leave?

Tucker- Whats got into you tough guy

 

Jon pushes Tucker, Tucker steps up

 

Jon- I said get the f**k out

 

Tucker punches Jon in the face when he looks at Tina and Timmy in the doorway

 

Timmy- Yo Jon are you ok what got into you, why did you challenge him

Jon- Can you get me some milk from the fridge, this s***s not over

Timmy�"What are you talking about, you want milk?

Jon- Cheese, Ice Cream, I don’t care just get me some dairy