Most random story ever! :D

Most random story ever! :D

A Story by Mr.Writer
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About a boy and his friends

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Henry dashed through the bushy forest to keep up with his friends as the birds chirped wistfully in what seemed a serene and calm night for others, but not for him and his friends. They were on the run from the police for getting caught breaking into their own school. But that wasn’t the case. Well, it basically was Henry’s fault for how they landed into this and his friends fault for supporting him. Now, what did Henry exactly do? From all the things he could have done, he chose to break into his homeroom and seek his marks on his History report as he was really curious about how he’d done on it. As they continued their trail into the forest, they got more breathless and sweaty. Sweat didn’t just trickle down their cheeks, but other places as well…  

“Woah! This place is like a maze!” they would say.

Henry would reply. “Thank God, this isn’t Maze Runner at least…Get it?”

No one would even give back a pretend laugh… that’s how cringey it was?

Seriously Henry, grow up and make better jokes, PLEASE!!   They halted to rest on branches for the night (idiots)


The end…




The funny part is- no the two funny parts- no three funny parts  are that his mark was a B+, which was the classes average.

Two, as he set out to check for his mark, he found his teacher's schedule which indicated that the class was supposed to get their marks back tomorrow.


Poor Henry, always curious at the wrong times…  


This reminds me of a saying! Umm… what was it? Oh yeah! Curiosity always killed the cat!  FYI, “kill” isn’t literal  

(For the people who are odd and don’t get the most simplest sayings. (No hate please)


Wasn’t there one more funny, humorous, and cringey thing? Yes there was! And three… the most stupidest one yet… as Henry and his friends found the cops, their first thing to do was

“Run! Let’s get the hell out of here!”

Seriously? How old are they? Like 8 years old?


Henry just wanted to check his marks…


FYI… They were 8.5 years old…


Now, let’s continue the story! Wait… no! I’ve done my share of the work, now it’s time for you to finish it! What will happen next! Will they reach home? Start a fight and blame Henry? It’s up to your imagination to find out!


What was the moral? Well, if you didn’t read carefully, I already said it!

© 2017 Mr.Writer


Author's Note

Mr.Writer
Was it funny or not? Be honest because this piece only took a couple of minutes to write as it was from my head :D

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Ha, ha, ha, poor Henry!

They got home and promised themselves to never ever break the rules again.
Henry made sure to always get the best marks he could, so he would not have to worry about them.
Since he was always studying so well, he became a doctor, lived in a huge mansion with his wife and two dogs. One day when he was taking the dogs out for a walk to the park, a police man came up to him to say that the dogs are not allowed to run free in the park - they can hurt someone.
Henry just smiled and said: "Thank you, officer! You are doing a great job!" - as he still was thankful to the police for his life and to God - that the Police did not catch him that day years ago. He is thankful for being a doctor now and thankful that he did not became a criminal at age of 8.5

:D



Posted 7 Years Ago


Haart Wonders

7 Years Ago

He deserves a good future! :D Let the cat live!
Haart Wonders

7 Years Ago

I already started reading Karma. :) Will review when I am done.
Mr.Writer

7 Years Ago

xD Thank you! :)

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada



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First of all... I love to write! It has always been my passion to write since... last year! :D I can easily pour my emotions in writing without telling them to anyone. I love to review people's work.. more..

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