Skeleton KeyA Poem by ScoobySkeleton Key By: Nick Workman Oopsy, I made a poopsy! I missed and hit the toilet seat! F*****g clean it up for me! I can’t see… I’m too fucked up, I just threw up, I can’t stand up, And this b***h won’t shut up. What the f**k?! This really sucks… How many did I swallow? And how much alcohol followed? I’m taking off like Apollo Thirteen. After I puke green, I get mean… Have you seen My knife so clean? I mean, It’s normally bloody From being so s****y. It’s my little buddy. So I gotta take care of it… I gotta take care of s**t, But I’m broke and drunk, so I’ll bear with it By taking just one more hit… Or maybe three or seven; F**k it. Send me to heaven. Or just floor eleven; Whichever is less hassle. I’m trying to be less of an a*****e, But I’m about to flip out Cuz I’m lost in this damn castle! Why can’t I find my room, So I can lie down and meet my doom? Like the Challenger: Kaboom! I’m sure it will come soon… But I’m bummed cuz I’m trippin’ And I can’t find the kitchen To just microwave some chicken Real quick and… F**k! My whole body’s itchin’! Dude… I’m about to fall. I think I’ll just curl up in a ball And die… That’s all. Goodbye. © 2010 Scooby |
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Added on January 26, 2010 Last Updated on January 26, 2010 Author
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