My kitty

My kitty

A Poem by moxielady
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This isn't actually a poem but there wasn't an option of ditty.

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After my cat was fixed, so she wouldn't give birth,
she got rather portly.  She had a wide girth.
So the vet said a diet and she lost every pound.
Now she has only one problem.  Her teats hit the ground.

© 2011 moxielady


Charlie
Fly the plane

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Posted 12 Years Ago


Hehehehe!!! Nice and humorous!

Posted 13 Years Ago


groan.... WC needs a limmerick category... lol
To the point and wittily humorous.

Posted 13 Years Ago


Heh-heh, this one is almost a limerick. Slightly naughty humor is always the best. (I used to be a sailor) I guess kitty would leave some strange tracks in the snow.

Posted 13 Years Ago


Haha, very funny Moxielady. I've seen cats like that walking around before weaving funny line in the dirt. Good poem.

Posted 13 Years Ago


:D Funny shyt Mom!! :D:D:D Great job, can't wait to read more.

Posted 13 Years Ago


Suppose to be 'her' teats, though...

Posted 13 Years Ago


Tee hee hee...they still do! Nice starter mum.

Posted 13 Years Ago



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