WOMEN NOT OF THIS ERA

  

it seems that i’am a 90 year old man in a 30 year old boy's body. the way i see the world today on t.v. is grotesque. when i see skirts above knees and cleavage that’s to much exposure!! when i start dating, i will not open mouth kiss femineas i will only give pecks. open mouth kissing is for intimate relationships; so no love making till marriage. i will still treat feminea as the beauties they are, just date them in a 1930’s manner for i believe that i’am from those times, mentally. butt i may not start dating for i will not find an antediluvian feminea. people tell me that i should find a cougar, i say "no!! they’re too young for me i need a sabertooth" thats more my style; NOW. the music is also horrid today, i can not believe people listen to that noise pollution, and let their children listen to that trash. i listen to the greats Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Fats Waller, Francis Albert Sinatra, the list is endless!! when you start complaining about the music of the youth today “YOU ARE OLD”.  i feel i will never find a feminea that is to my being, i have many prerequisites, i may spend the rest of my days mourning for that antediluvian broad to take to Granada, Spain to give her my proposal; this will never happen, i’am just not that lucky. i may never find that feminea :..............................................................(