CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 1

A Chapter by shannon

It was 5 something in the morning and I couldn’t sleep. I pointlessly scrolled through Tumblr, then YouTube, and then checked Facebook constantly.  As I scrolled through Tumblr bored outta my mind I came across a funny Omegle chat picture on Tumblr. Omegle is a random stranger site which either has creeps, horny people, and just some bored people like me. I thought to myself ‘Ah what the hell’ little did I know I met the perfect stranger, possibly my soulmate, but we both made the decision to disconnect…it was painful but deep down I’m glad we did…

 

 

Stranger: F**K YOU

Stranger: B***H

You: N****R

Stranger: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Stranger: :(

You: N***A

Stranger: what would possess you into saying that

You: F**K YO COUCH

You: idk, I’m a typical white person

Stranger: you must be some delinquent

You: totally

Stranger: u browse 4chan

Stranger: 4chan.org

Stranger: TOTALLY COOL WEBSITE

Stranger: BRO

Stranger: I SEE LIKE

Stranger: TONS OF FUNNY PICS

Stranger: GIVES GOOD LULZ LOL

You: so i heard

Stranger: ITSSSSSS SOOOO FUNNY

Stranger: theres these things called summerfags

Stranger: n oh man they get me mad

You: I’m glad you're enjoying yourself lol

Stranger: thank you

You: summerfag? XD

Stranger: do you even lift?

You: bro......I’m a chick

You: dont be sexist now!

You: I’m a tomboy and all my friends are guys

Stranger: man

Stranger: y u gotta playa hate on me

You: i prefer talking to guys cause they're mad chill lol

You: what you mean dawg?

Stranger: y u trickz me

Stranger: wut ur name

Stranger: is it Tammy?

You: LOL

You: yea its Tammy

You: Tammy in the hammy

Stranger: lewlz

Stranger: LEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWLZ

Stranger: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i was watching the VHZ modeling awards last night, got to an hour and 30 mins and finally turned it off. was wondering when u walk on the stage

You: I lost my number, can I have yours?

Stranger: I lost my virginity, can I have urs?

You: YES

You: I’m a dick diva

Stranger: I’m a drag queen

You: then we're the perfect team

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so Tammy

Stranger: Tammy Tammy in the hammy

Stranger: u hate females

Stranger: cuz of the drama

Stranger: wut kinda drama

You: pretty much

You: and all drama dude

Stranger: like?

You: like "omg he didn’t call me last night Becky!!!!!! do you think hes back with his ex?"

Stranger: ooooooooo

Stranger: muh

Stranger: gawd

Stranger: nothing gets me more mad

Stranger: when a man mistreats a woman

Stranger: and the woman goes back

Stranger: it really rustles my jimminies

You: i hate gossip too and LOL really rustles my jimminies

You: i wont deny, i went back to a guy that treated me like s**t once

You: NEVER DOING THAT MISTAKE AGAIN

Stranger: Listen baby, let’s cut to the chase. You don’t have to pretend to act interested in what I’m saying; if u wanted to get laid just say it.

You: f**k.....you figured me out

You: *whispers* how did you know?

Stranger: you're human right?

Stranger: we all have needs

You: lol not my need, I’m just bored

Stranger: neither is it mine

Stranger: I’m on no fap

Stranger: 3 MONTHS

Stranger: BIG BOI

Stranger: CHYEAH

Stranger: WHAT U GOT ON THAT

Stranger: HU

You: HOLY F**K

Stranger: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

Stranger: hey wuts ur real name

Stranger: tellz me

Stranger: i wanna know

Stranger: i wont tell ne1

You: you wont! you cant make it!

Stranger: cmooonnnn

You: lol its Shannon

Stranger: Shannon the cannon

Stranger: watch this video!

Stranger: it’s my favorite song

You: s**t just got real

Stranger: wuts ur fav song

Stranger: im lookin 4i t

You: too many to count, but it would have to be one of Eminems songs

Stranger: 

Stranger: this is my favorite

Stranger: all time

Stranger: #1

Stranger: <3<3

Stranger: watch plzz Shannon

Stranger: PLEASE SHANNON

Stranger: PLLLLLLLLLEASE

Stranger: WATCH IT

Stranger: OMMMMMMMMMFG

You: im listening to it!!!!!!

Stranger: I IMPLORE YOU

Stranger: ok

Stranger: :)

You: LOL nice screeching

Stranger: :)

Stranger: :):):):):)

Stranger: I like Stan

Stranger: from Enimen

You: that one is alright

Stranger: NO

Stranger: ITS BETTER THAN ALRIGHT

Stranger: ITS

Stranger: im thinking of a word to describe it

Stranger: give me a second

Stranger: its..

You: I mean how he made the song into a story was awesome

Stranger: immaculate

You: but, I can’t really relate to it

Stranger: i suppose

Stranger: wuts ur fav

You: IMMACULATE

Stranger: yas

Stranger: yus

Stranger: YEWZ

You: OK my fav song is this

You: 

You: fast forward to 2:30

You: PLEASE

Stranger: i need a YouTube account Shannon!

Stranger: i dont hav eone

You: what!!!!!!!!

You: why!

Stranger: :( idk

Stranger: im sorry

You: lol its such a good song, like the beat is pretty sick

Stranger: lets take a ride on my disco stick?

Stranger: cuz this beat is sick

You: lol what music genres do you like?

Stranger: all

Stranger: u?

You: pretty much all, i listen to barley any country though

You: i LOVE jazz

Stranger: MAH GOOSTA

Stranger: JAZZ 4 LIFE

You: ~jazz diva

You: so why are you up at 4:15 in the morning?

Stranger: its 1:15 am

Stranger: i could ask you the same

Stranger: question

Stranger: i just did ab ripper X

Stranger: and I can’t fall asleep

Stranger: with my protein shake it wakes me up

You: I just don’t want to sleep for some reason

You: and I’m at my bros house

Stranger: real brother

Stranger: or just a bro

You: no, just bro

Stranger: is he anything more than a bro

Stranger: have u

Stranger: tickled his pickle

You: LOL nah, we aren't like that. He has a gf

Stranger: n his gf doesn’t get jealous?

Stranger: sorry to impose but it sounds a lil odd

Stranger: i mean if u were at my house

You: i sleep over all my guy friends places because I don’t have really have any female friends, except one

Stranger: our cloths would implode on us within the moment both our eyes connect

You: my mom doesn’t care which is awesome

You: LOL you don’t even know what I look like, I don’t even know what you look like

Stranger: with a personality that you have, trust me, i wouldn’t care what you look like

You: awe thanks, that is the best compliment to get.

Stranger: :)

Stranger: im sure you hear it all the time

Stranger: if not, you should

You: i do and that im funny

Stranger: im not suprised

Stranger: ay

Stranger: chh chh

You: you're pretty cool too

Stranger: na

Stranger: im not

You: what is your name?

Stranger: Diego

You: OH S**T

You: you from Dora!

Stranger: hahahahhahaah

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: ima kill myself

You: lol thats healthy

Stranger: ;) its great for psychological health

You: wanna exchange fbs after this epic chat?

Stranger: i dun has fb

Stranger: eh

Stranger: no need to lie

Stranger: ehh

Stranger: it usually doesn’t last

Stranger: when I add peepz from omegle on fb

You: thats because those n****s dont know how to keep a convo alive

Stranger: id rather remember you as this awesome person than both of us fading into strangers

You: i get your point

Stranger: :)

You: smart thinking :)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: where do u live?

Stranger: ur 3 hours ahead of me

You: Florida, i live in a town where people go to die

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: THATS SO COOL

Stranger: Ohh

Stranger: i get it

Stranger: i get it

Stranger: cuz

You: NO! you mean so boring!

Stranger: alot of old people

Stranger: ooooooohhhhhh u're good

Stranger: u r real good

Stranger: well unlock ur door ill be coming over soon

Stranger: tell ur bro to GET THE F**K OUT

Stranger: no sexy time

You: ding ding ding we have a winner, yep LOTS of old people -_-

Stranger: i need someone to keep my abs warm as i sleep

Stranger: O

Stranger: F**K

Stranger: SHANNON

Stranger: MY INTERNET BROKE

You: lol so im talking to a hot spanish guy? Is that what you're telling me?

Stranger: o man

Stranger: i thought my internet broke

Stranger: for a second

Stranger: I’m not Spanish!

Stranger: who said I was Spanish!!!

Stranger: >:(

You: but.....Diego is a Spanish name :0

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: u are god

Stranger: good

Stranger: how old are ui!

Stranger: im white

Stranger: and Indian

You: 18

Stranger: not native American

Stranger: Indian

Stranger: Indian

Stranger: I am 19

Stranger: n u

Stranger: what ethnicity

You: white

You: just white

You: nothing interesting lol

Stranger: pale skin?

You: NO

Stranger: pale skin is my omega

Stranger: weakness

Stranger: EW

Stranger: NOT PALE

You: I’m tan dude

Stranger: man

Stranger: tan is SO BORING

Stranger: SO LAST GENRATION

Stranger: SO 2000

Stranger: it was so last yera

Stranger: year

You: HEY, I was tan before that snookie b***h, and its real too!

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: im tanned too

Stranger: u know in the end in the end of the day the only thing that matters in life is having a tan

You: plus i don’t purposely tan! It just happens. I like going outside :0

Stranger: meh

Stranger: same..

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: samme same same same..

Stranger: i thot u were black

You: <_<

Stranger: when i heard the name Shannon

You: lol hell no

Stranger: u hate blacks

Stranger: U HATE N*****S?

You: no XD

Stranger: ok

Stranger: illl just have ot take ur word for it wont i

Stranger: Stranger: N****R
You: :(
Stranger: N***A
You: what would possess you into saying that
Stranger: F**K YO COUCH
Stranger: idk, im a typical white person

You: i say it like im raciest but im really not

You: N****R

Stranger: :)

Stranger: you make me so proud

Stranger: <3

You: thank you ;)

Stranger: Shannon

Stranger: rate my body

You: :)*

Stranger: 1-10

You: um let me rate my imaginary friend....

You: hmmmm

You: an 8?

Stranger: http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2009/07/04/123840/profilepic/1Gs4U2PZf9e21TTyYk695p8oWHH2542.jpeg

Stranger: that should make it easier 4 u

You: that aint you!

You: you google n***a!

Stranger: WHA WHA

Stranger: SUCH ACCUSTATIONS

Stranger: ANOTHER

Stranger: HOLD

Stranger: http://cdn.simplyshredded.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/4-2.jpg

Stranger: THATS ZYZZ

You: LMAO

Stranger: YOU GET ON UR KNEES

Stranger: AND PRAY

You: I’m dyeing

Stranger: Y U LULZING

Stranger: 4

You: if that’s you, you sure don’t look 19

Stranger: pish posh

Stranger: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs202.ash2/46503_428813272225_351749002225_4765972_47404_n.jpg

Stranger: you are f*****g mirin

You: LMAO

You: its not you

Stranger: http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/78/8dde31e109a94ebfaf3376d70e5e97eb/l.jpg

You: BADASS

Stranger: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292548_227833650649992_220347101398647_312368_779095455_n.jpg

Stranger: BELIEVE IT

Stranger: RATE

You: im guessing you are a model? lol

Stranger: simplyshredded.com

Stranger: CUH

Stranger: GET PAID

Stranger: 4 LEWKIN GOOD

You: so....I’m talking to a hot guy with a awesome personality? HELL NO...I must be sleeping

Stranger: <_< ONLINe yes

Stranger: irl im quiet

Stranger: its crazy what people hold inside

Stranger: wake up

Stranger: eat

Stranger: gym

Stranger: eat

Stranger: eat

Stranger: eat

Stranger: eat

Stranger: eat

Stranger: sleep

Stranger: sleep

Stranger: sleep

Stranger: wake up

Stranger: repeat

Stranger: welcome to my world

You: 

You: that’s what I look like ^

You: and doesn’t that get boring after awhile?

Stranger: u would think so right?

Stranger: well, I try to up my max

Stranger: more weights

Stranger: keeps it from goin stale

Stranger: and wowie

Stranger: what do we have here?

Stranger: a heavenly blessed beauty!

Stranger: no wonder so many guys want you at their house!

You: LOL riiighht

You: my guy friend made a point last night that I’m cute but not beautiful XD

Stranger: well I’d have to disagree with them completely

You: so how long have you been hitting up the gym for?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 9 years

Stranger: since I was 10

Stranger: not really gym

Stranger: but

Stranger: I started at 9

Stranger: erm

Stranger: 10

You: gym sounds like a good plan since I’m going to join the army, got to work out A LOT

Stranger: what!

Stranger: shannnonn

Stranger: nuu

Stranger: whhhy

Stranger: why army?

Stranger: with that face you could go far in life

Stranger: army is good and all but what if u get hurt

You: been wanting to do it since 8th grade, been in the rotc program and i love it

Stranger: i could never forgive myself if i let such a perfection become put to ruin

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: gotchaaaaaaaaaaaz

You: LOL I love adventure

Stranger: u wanna shoot some nigz up?

You: eh no, just meet people on the road

You: travel

Stranger: u should join the national patrol

Stranger: eh

Stranger: fuk it

Stranger: ARMY

You: I would love to try boxing too

Stranger: army is great way to travel the world

Stranger: i wanna try boxing!

Stranger: u would think with all my muscles I know what I’m doing rite

Stranger: well

Stranger: without coordination I’m s**t

Stranger: u could prolly beat the s**t outta me

You: lol I would love to try it! I rough house a lot and i just love fighting. (i never got in a fight before i mean play fight)

Stranger: same

Stranger: same same

Stranger: tell me if u could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?

You: nah, you are probably like metal or some s**t! i would probably break my hand

Stranger: thats why u punch me in the face!

Stranger: u silly goose

Stranger: just poke me in the eyes

Stranger: or better yet just shoot me

Stranger: best way to take me down

You: sounds like I’m taking down a shark 0.0

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: so where would u travel???

You: hmmm thats a hard question. I would love to see the northern lights so Alaska, and I would like to go to Mexico with my best friend, idk where to after that, just somewhere over seas with a s**t load of mountains

Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: I’ve never heard anyone tell me Alaska

Stranger: northern lights must be absolutely breath taking

Stranger: not as breath taking as looking into ur eyes but still pretty breath taking

Stranger: Mexico IS EHHH

Stranger: I almost went

You: in the movies it looks awesome! Brother bear and snow dog’s n***a

Stranger: SNOW DAWGZ CUH

Stranger: 4 LIFE

You: and i just want to go to Mexico cause my best friend is Mexican and he would be would happy mofo if we ever took a road trip there

Stranger: u gotta be careful of the drug cartel

Stranger: my friend is also Mexican and his family has been wanting to take me since i was in 9th grade

Stranger: but my gay a*s passport got rejected

Stranger: or some s**t

You: oh :/ thats gay

Stranger: very

Stranger: i hate HAAAATE airports!

You: yea, they're complicated -___-

Stranger: whenever i walk through a metal detector it goes off because of my abs of steel

You: lol riiiight

Stranger: I’ve been wanting to say that

Stranger: for like

Stranger: 1 kajabillion yeras

Stranger: years

Stranger: N I DID

Stranger: :)

Stranger: feels good man

You: s**t, I would use that line too if I had abs XD

Stranger: with great power comes great responsibility - spiderman

You: well said sir

Stranger: :)

Stranger: u tired yet?

You: eh I am but there’s no sense in sleeping for 2 hours

You: i gotta get up at 7

Stranger: what for?

You: btw where do you live? California?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: cali

You: why am I not surprised!!!

Stranger: wuuuut?!

You: every time I meet someone online they're from cali :o

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: whenever i meet someone online there from florid

Stranger: Florida and really beautiful

You: Florida and really DEAD

You: haha

Stranger: for such a state that inhabits death u really brought me to life

Stranger: that was bad

Stranger: I must say

Stranger: bleh

Stranger: BLEH

You: i take it you love using corny lines lol

Stranger: only on girls that are absolutely perfect looking and named Shannon

You: cheeseball XD

Stranger: :)

You: look at Diego, trying to butter up Shannon. N***A IM MADE OUT OF ICE

Stranger: I guess I’ll have to warm you up until you melt

Stranger: or just get u wet

You: omg lmao

Stranger: ure such a perv Shannon

Stranger: talkin about gettin people wt

Stranger: wet

Stranger: wut is gettin into you!

You: DA F**K BRO?

You: idk man

You: must be bath salts

Stranger: bath salts!

Stranger: i need that s**t

Stranger: im growing like one pimple on my lower back

Stranger: i hear bath salts super good 4 acne

Stranger: u can cleanse my lust for you with that bath salt

You: i would be honored and just die from that one beautiful bath salt

Stranger: would i be in that bath too?

You: no Diego, go with Dora and find your own bath >_>

Stranger: i don’t want Dora she is too young and so last boring

Stranger: id much rather have you

You: i would hope not, for that is incest and that’s illegal kids *thumbs up*

Stranger: i know :( so sad its illegal

Stranger: wouldn’t it be a blast just doin ur family

Stranger: no1 knows u like family

You: a blast in a glass

Stranger: first family member id do would have to be my dog

You: random off the topic question: what do you plan to do as a career?

Stranger: a lil mixed atm

Stranger: career..

Stranger: i wanted to be a psychologists

Stranger: but learning that there isnt much opportunity within it

Stranger: lots of bad mouthing about it

You: i wanted to be that! buuuut with years of taking college and all.plus im not the richest so. but army isnt bad so im not down about it.

Stranger: what about you?

Stranger: army doesnt sound so bad right about now..free living, food..and most importantly i might see you

You: lol idk, its not made for everyone. in basic you'll have a guy screaming inches away from you face

Stranger: yeah, sounds exhilarating

Stranger: it would all be worth it if i could just catch a glance of dat red hair of urs

Stranger: n like

Stranger: free gym too i hear

You: dat a*s

Stranger: DAT

Stranger: A*S

Stranger: SI

You: lmao

You: yea i think its free gym

Stranger: Shannon! u never told me why u have to wake up in 2 hours! do you have a model shoot to attend or what?

You: yes diego! i have to model at 7am!

Stranger: :O

Stranger: why u going to the army then

Stranger: u already set!

You: i gotta babysit my sister and i forgot i had to watch her saturday. going to miss legend of korra :/

Stranger: amg

You: LEGEND OF KORRA IS THE S**T

Stranger: it so is

Stranger: I think I’ve watched one episode

Stranger: thought they would only make one episode

You: it’s my summer addiction

You: so far they made i think like....8

Stranger: my summer addiction is staying home being emo

Stranger: EIGHT

Stranger: :O

Stranger: i need to catch up

You: you do! the season finale is on either next week or next next week

You: *cut cut fap fap*

Stranger: FAP

Stranger: FAAAAAPFAPFAPFAPFPAFAP

Stranger: time to grab the lotion

Stranger: gonna break my no fap for this season final

You: put the lotion on the skin

Stranger: put the dog in the basket

You: are you seriously not going to fap for 3 months?! dude your balls will explode!

Stranger: im already on month 1

Stranger: are u proud of me?

Stranger: i dont even get boners anymore

You: lol yea

Stranger: im like broken

You: damn :0

Stranger: i only had one wet dream

Stranger: i got super mad

Stranger: at my dongle gong

Stranger: I WAS LIKE

Stranger: THE F**K N***A

Stranger: WE ARE BOTH SUPPOSE TO BE IN ON THIS

You: LMFAO holy s**t

Stranger: TWO MOH TO GO

Stranger: talking to u almost broke my streak

You: how did i know you were going to say something like that? -.-

Stranger: ;)! u know me so well

Stranger: its like we were meant for each other <3

You: YEAH. A hot guy in cali and a girl in a dead beat town

You: MAKES SENSE

Stranger: don’t let a location prevent u from true happiness!

Stranger: wtf!

Stranger: oh s**t

Stranger: this movie is fucken NUTS

Stranger: kick-a*s

Stranger: im gettin sweaty watchin it

Stranger: gettin PUMPED

Stranger: i wish i was a super hero

Stranger: back to the subject to

Stranger: i would fo real

Stranger: realz

Stranger: u are a 10/10

You: just a small town girl...livin in a lonely wooooorrrrllld!

Stranger: would marry

Stranger: WOULD MARRY

You: what movie? lol

Stranger: u always remember that

Stranger: thats a song

Stranger: not a movie

Stranger: the movie is kick-a*s

You: i know its a song!!!!!!!!

Stranger: lol :)

You: what movie are you watching sir?

Stranger: kick-a*s

You: OH. i thought you were saying it is kick a*s

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: nooo

You: fail

Stranger: it is "kick-a*s"

Stranger: lol

You: i never seen it, from the previews it looks good

Stranger: come over

Stranger: watch it with me

Stranger: it will blow yah f****n mind dawg

Stranger: afterwards we can workout

Stranger: n eat

Stranger: OH F**K

Stranger: ITS 2:00

Stranger: I MISSED MY MEAL

Stranger: MY GAINS

Stranger: HAVE BEEN LOST

You: lemme just pull the magic carpet out my a*s, fly hundreds of miles away, watch a movie with a hot cali guy, and fly back in time to watch my sister

Stranger: don’t be ridiculous! Just bring ur sister

You: god i wish i was a jumper T_T

Stranger: sometimes i wish i were too

Stranger: i could jump to the fridge

You: HELL YEAH

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Shannon!

Stranger: i have gotz to go

Stranger: we have been talking for like

Stranger: 4hours

Stranger: my gains have been lost

You: really? it felt shorter

Stranger: when you're having fun everything feels like it’s going faster

Stranger: you must have been having a blast

Stranger: cuz i sure was

You: yea, i haven't had a great convo like that in A WHILE

Stranger: i haven’t been on this website in like 4eva

You: me either, i was just really bored and said "ahh what the hell"

Stranger: same

Stranger: same

Stranger: same

Stranger: same

Stranger: same

Stranger: i guess we are cross starred lovers aren’t we?

Stranger: meeting on omegle

Stranger: or it was fate

Stranger: for me to miss my gains

Stranger: either will do

You: what do you mean by that? Miss my gains?

You: wth is a gain?!

Stranger: it means

Stranger: like

Stranger: when i eat

Stranger: i call it gains

Stranger: cuz

Stranger: i eat protein

Stranger: n protein restores ur muscles

Stranger: and then u "gain" muscle

You: oh gotcha

Stranger: so

Stranger: like

Stranger: gainz

Stranger: naw'sayin

You: lol i get you home slice

Stranger: u should breast feed me, i hear theres s**t load of gains in that

You: WOW lmao

You: smh diego >.<

Stranger: what!

Stranger: dont act like you weren’t thinking the exact same thing

You: da f**k? how did you read my mind? :o

Stranger: because we are one

Stranger: duh

You: ok rafikki lol

Stranger: rafikki

Stranger: whats that from!

Stranger: lion king?

You: YES

Stranger: WOO

Stranger: got it!

You: btw if you ever get the chance look up lion king on urban dictionary and read the first definition!

Stranger: ima do it right now baby boy

You: good sugar mama ;)

Stranger: :(

Stranger: Shannon

Stranger: damn you

Stranger: stop seducing me

Stranger: gonna make it super hard 4 me to disconnect

You: my bad lol

Stranger: i would love to use the lion king on you

You: LMFAO omg if i was a guy, i'd so do it

Stranger: u should do it to me

You: #fuckbitchesgetmoney

You: I SHOULD

Stranger: id let you

Stranger: ID LET U DO WHATEVER U WANT

Stranger: ID LET U RAPE ME

Stranger: S**T

Stranger: IDGAF

You: cause we in MERICA'

Stranger: GEORGE DUBYA BUSH

Stranger: murrica

You: i love saying merica X)

Stranger: me too

Stranger: nothing makes me feel more american

Stranger: lol

Stranger: omg Shannon

Stranger: i am seriously starving

Stranger: and talking to you is only feeding my hunger

You: ok Edward Cullen

Stranger: WOH

Stranger: WOH

Stranger: isnt that the guy from

Stranger: twilight

Stranger: ALL BOUT JACOB

Stranger: CUH

You: the gay guy that used way too much makeup? Yeah him

Stranger: thats mah boy

Stranger: i wish i looked like him

Stranger: i love his pale skin

Stranger: makes me envious

You: 0.0

Stranger: what!?

Stranger: don’t judge me

You: im not judging :)

You: im guessing you're striving to be flawless?

Stranger: ...who are you...

Stranger: you should always strive for perfection because if ur not u might as well be dead

You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVIN IN A LONELY WOOOOOORLD. i took the midnight train going anywhere too

Stranger: i said the quote wrong

Stranger: but

Stranger: u get the point

Stranger: U'RE SAYING S**T

Stranger: THAT

Stranger: LIKE

Stranger: IS IN MY HEAD

Stranger: N IM THINKING

Stranger: N URE FREAKING ME OUT

Stranger: LIKE IM TALKING TO MYSELF

You: im sorry :0

Stranger: i must be hallucinating from hunger

You: that or we are two awesome n****s

You: that found each other on a stranger site lol

Stranger: imagine how many awesome n****s we could create!?

Stranger: u know

Stranger: by REPRODUCING

Stranger: NAW'SAYIN

You: lol yep

Stranger: kick a*s finished

Stranger: i wasnt even paying attention to the movie

Stranger: some 10/10 distracted me! >:(

You: what a selfish b***h!

Stranger: i know that movie was a selfish b***h keepin me from her

You: sometime this week im going to see if its on netflix

Stranger: it is

Stranger: IT IS U SILLY BILLY

Stranger: WATCH IT

Stranger: think of me

Stranger: think of me nibbling on ur neck

Stranger: then imagine how fuckkin hungry I am

Stranger: imagine my unimaginable hunger

You: dont make me seduce you and mess up your 3 month record XP

You: LMAO go eat

Stranger: hm

Stranger: this is really tuff

Stranger: im trying to say a corny line

Stranger: but its not comin out

Stranger: IMAGINE MY HUNGER

Stranger: N

Stranger: WAT

Stranger: ID

Stranger: EAT

Stranger: ON

Stranger: UR

Stranger: BODY?

Stranger: na

You: omg....lmao

Stranger: i dun goofed

Stranger: i blew it

You: YA BLEW IT

Stranger: !

Stranger: TELL ME

Stranger: WHERE U FOUND THAT LINE

Stranger: OH

Stranger: i said

Stranger: i blew it

You: are you going to bed after you eat?

Stranger: TROLLED ME

Stranger: yas

Stranger: i dont want too

You: no, my best friend and i troll people and whenever someone f***s up we yell YA BLEW IT

Stranger: lol

Stranger: is ittt fromm

Stranger: tim n eric AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB?

You: no, my best friend just randomly said it one day

Stranger: o :(

You: and we stuck with it

Stranger: i got it from that show

You: do you know who kingsley/ryan higa/ luan legacy/ jenna marbles is?

You: any of those?

Stranger: none

You: OMG

Stranger: NONE

You: HOW COULD YOU

You: if you ever want to laugh, look up kingsley on youtube :)

Stranger: <_,

Stranger: if i want to laugh ill just think of you

Stranger: and what joy u brought me

You: LOL that sounds so mean

Stranger: what

You: the first line

Stranger: hahahahahahah

Stranger: rango is on!

Stranger: have u seen it

You: dass that s**t!

You: yeppers

Stranger: this show

Stranger: gets me horny

Stranger: omg

Stranger: this gecko

Stranger: my body

Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

You: HIS SHIRT

You: UMF

Stranger: this movie

Stranger: the graphics

Stranger: FUARKING CRAZY

Stranger: Shannon, id f**k you in the a*s so hard u wouldn’t s**t for weeks

You: that’s hot

Stranger: i know

Stranger: thats why i said it

You: ill remember to use that line on someone

Stranger: its my intro when meeting new people

You: oh really? its not

You: F**K YOU

You: B***H

You: BIIIIIITCH

You: hmm?

Stranger: :(

You: lol what?

Stranger: idk!

Stranger: u just cussed me out!

You: no, im saying thats how we first talked

You: you said "f**k you b***h"

Stranger: o i c

Stranger: what an a*****e i was

Stranger: if i only knew

Stranger: IF I ONLY KNEW

Stranger: IT WAS U

Stranger: SHANNON

Stranger: N NOT

Stranger: TAMMY'

You: 0tammy in your hammy ;

Stranger: :,) never forget

You: never forget tammy?

Stranger: i am lolin hard

Stranger: at the intro

Stranger: 2 new people

You: yea, our convo....WAS BEYOND EPIC

Stranger: i love you

You: lol love you too stranger

Stranger: i am no stranger

Stranger: i am mr. F**K YOU B***H, BIIIIIIIIIITCH

You: for you are *drum roll* DIEGO

You: and that too

Stranger: if i ever f*****g see you in the army

Stranger: im going to tear my f*****g shirt off

Stranger: throw it to the ground

Stranger: pick u up

Stranger: slam u against a wall EXTREMELY HARD

Stranger: and tongue blast ur mouth with my mouth

You: lmao SQUIRTLE MY MOUTH UP

You: and that really is hot

Stranger: only hot cuz ure there

You: you corn ball X)

Stranger: u perfect heavenly blessed beauty goddness beyond porportion

You: so...are you sure you never want to talk again?

Stranger: my heart almost broke just thinkin about it

You: yeah :/

Stranger: we wouldnt see each other

Stranger: im not on alot

Stranger: i dont want what we have to diminish

Stranger: or better yet, what "I"

Stranger: just move to f****n cali!

Stranger: or let us join the same army group

Stranger: if u go to the army

Stranger: u better be careful

Stranger: there are SOO many girls that are raped there

Stranger: im not even kidding

Stranger: i couldnt imagine that happening 2u

Stranger: they dont usually announce it to the pbulic due to recuirtment reasons

Stranger: but it happens so much

You: i wouldnt think twice of shooting a n***a, and ha i wish i could move to cali

Stranger: u best shoot him 3 times

Stranger: one for me

You: and one for the money

Stranger: LOL

You: and one for me lol

Stranger: i cant top that

Stranger: one for the money

Stranger: when hes on the ground ill give him the ol fashion lion king

You: i don't know where i got that from, it just popped in my head

Stranger: did i TOP IT?

Stranger: WITH THE LION KING?

You: YES YOU DID

Stranger: :):):):)

Stranger: Shannon!

Stranger: send me another pic of u!

You: i dont know how, i just sent you my tumblr address with my pics on it

Stranger: ehh forget it, i just wanted to make sure i remember ur face

Stranger: im sure i will

Stranger: cant forget gods greatest creations

You: nah, im easily forgotten lol

Stranger: says who?

You: nvm haha

Stranger: you show me who said this and ill show you a liar

You: i shall, i will drag them all on your footstep

Stranger: they will be leaving with 3 shoes

Stranger: 2 on their feet and one in their anus

You: yummy

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ill hold em and u can practice ur boxing

You: that would be awesome

Stranger: what time is it there?

You: 5:58

Stranger: im ruining ur beauty sleep

You: im doing a all nighter

Stranger: i swear if im the reason to giving bags to that beautiful fae

Stranger: face

Stranger: well..i just dont know what ill do

Stranger: probably on the lines of suicide

Stranger: or something

Stranger: its like destroying the pyramids

Stranger: or like

Stranger: sacrilege

You: lol don't worry, ive been doing all nighters on and off the last couple of days

Stranger: what have u been doing all night?!

You: PORN

You: PORN

You: PORN

Stranger: i remember those days..

Stranger: was a month ago.. >_>

Stranger: depressing times

You: you poor thing

Stranger: u wanna know my secret

Stranger: u wanna know why i did no fap

Stranger: my friend showed me this psychological thingy

You: was it a bet?

Stranger: named like colital trilettee

Stranger: no it was 4 me

Stranger: whenever i use to fap

Stranger: i would get like super sad

Stranger: i HATE

Stranger: fappin

Stranger: can u imagine that?

Stranger: yet im like addicted to it

You: i wouldnt know, i just thought guys were horny

Stranger: we are

Stranger: and i hate it

Stranger: i use to think as a child

Stranger: man

Stranger: ill never get addicted to anything

Stranger: i was in the D.A.R.E program

Stranger: n there like u smoke ull get hooked

Stranger: n i was like

Stranger: ADDICTION IS F****N STUPID DAWG

Stranger: i stood up

Stranger: and told the teacher

Stranger: THE ONLY 3 LETTERS I NEED TO KNOW IS U,S AND A

You: lol but jacking off is different, every guy has to do it, its natural. its not like you chose to do it. people who get addicted to drugs choose to do it

Stranger: u dont haveee to d oit

Stranger: well

Stranger: it got to the point

You: yea or you have wet dreams

Stranger: where id like

Stranger: get withdrawal

Stranger: n s**t

Stranger: id do it everyday

Stranger: once per day

Stranger: IM LIKE DESENSITISING MY WEINER

Stranger: since age TEN

Stranger: i gotsa stop

Stranger: before i lose it

Stranger: ima have erectile dysfunction

You: one of my guy friends brag about doing it 5 times a day

Stranger: man

Stranger: f**k him

Stranger: ill kil him

Stranger: ILL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: LET ME AT HIM

You: LOL

Stranger: when did our convo get so depressing!

Stranger: GOSH GOLLY

Stranger: i miss the parts where u would tease me with ur seductive ways!

You: people usually get deep after midnight haha

Stranger: >_>

Stranger: I AM SO MESSED UP SHANNON

Stranger: HELP ME

You: join the club, i got jackets

Stranger: my penis is dead Shannon,

Stranger: can i bury it in ur a*s?

You: lmao da duck i look like? a garden? plant yo seed somewhere else!

You: f**k*

You: wow

Stranger: i thought you were the garden of eve!

Stranger: you looked pretty fertile to me

Stranger: NO MANURE NEEDED

You: tempting

You: WHY CANT I BE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU???? >.<

Stranger: arent you?

Stranger: well

Stranger: i know why

You: HELL NO

Stranger: if i saw u around other guys id get super envious

You: that was my last ex's problem....he wanted me to cut off all my friends and give all my attention to him. i almost lost my friends cause of him

Stranger: well i wouldn’t do that, well i don’t think i would

Stranger: i would want u happy

Stranger: but like

Stranger: if i saw u doin lion kings with other guys

Stranger: id get like a lil envious

Stranger: like

Stranger: why isnt she doing lion kings with me?

You: lmao i would only do a lion king to you

Stranger: promise?

You: and thats a promise ;)

You: lol read my mind

Stranger: so thoughtful :,)

You: of course, you deserve one :)

Stranger: how stupid can a man get to actually leave you? i mean was he mentally retarded?

You: my last ex cheated on me LOL

Stranger: what? you're kidding right?

Stranger: he was mentally retarded then

Stranger: if you were my gf i would cherish every moment with you

Stranger: like

Stranger: i can only imagine

Stranger: waking up to you

Stranger: smelling ur hair right as i wake up would be like literal heaven to me

You: haha thank you :)

You: i think i would smell you hair too ^.^

Stranger: NO

Stranger: only for me to smell

You: YES

Stranger: alright

Stranger: but

Stranger: but

Stranger: but

Stranger: but

Stranger: u have to pay the toll

Stranger: toll being me slamming u against the wall EXTREMELY HARD

Stranger: and like

Stranger: BASHING my skull into urs

Stranger: our lips would like

Stranger: become one

Stranger: and like

Stranger: to remove it u would have to cut our lips off

Stranger: idk

You: LMFAO im laughing so hard XD

Stranger: U PEE URSELF?

Stranger: LEMMIE DRINK THAT PEE PEE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: good god, no!

Stranger: wtf y not?

You: but shiiiit i would let you slam me against a wall ANY DAY

Stranger: <_<

Stranger: i wanna

You: do it! you wont, you wont

Stranger: i prolly wont

Stranger: r u a virgin

Stranger: well

Stranger: i probably would

Stranger: with you

Stranger: ure not like any1 else

You: im 18 -_- whatcha think Diego?

Stranger: u're special

Stranger: WELL IDK

Stranger: want to know a secret

You: you are not a virgin!

Stranger: im a virgin

Stranger: i am

You: ....

You: NO WAY

Stranger: i am really quiet irl

Stranger: like

You: LIES!

Stranger: i wish i could say these things irl

Stranger: they just come to me

Stranger: when i type

Stranger: im like a f****n novelist

Stranger: of porn

Stranger: and penis's

Stranger: but irl

Stranger: im like

Stranger: UHHH

Stranger: UGHH

Stranger: AUH

Stranger: HI

Stranger: um

Stranger: i like to lift

Stranger: n

Stranger: ya..

Stranger: <_<

You: lmao im glad im not the only one who cant start a convo in person

You: im shy in person

You: but i warm up after like 10 minutes

You: if a person still tries to get to know me

Stranger: im sure if i met u

Stranger: id be comfortable

Stranger: like i said

Stranger: u're not like everyone else

Stranger: u could use that line on me

Stranger: i lost my virginity, can i have urs

Stranger: it works 4 ya

You: lol, but thats cool, that you kept it. you should save it for someone you care about

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: yea..

Stranger: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................

Stranger: thats the plan

Stranger: i think i just met her

You: but after this we will probably never speak or see each other again :(

Stranger: i have no corny line

Stranger: :(

Stranger: just

Stranger: :(

Stranger: idk

You: sorry

You: im such a downer sometimes

Stranger: I KNOW

Stranger: YA BLEW IT

Stranger: YA DOWNER

You: omg LOL

You: YA BLEW IT

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: i am starving

Stranger: if u were here

Stranger: omg

Stranger: i would

Stranger: bite ur lip

Stranger: go down

Stranger: nibble

Stranger: down

Stranger: down

Stranger: take the party down town

Stranger: and then

Stranger: when im gettin to ur pants

Stranger: i would

Stranger: BITE THE F****N S**T

Stranger: OUTTA UR STOMACH

Stranger: SHUVE MY HAND INTO UR STOMACH

Stranger: EAT UR LIVER

Stranger: great 4 gains

You: YOU SURE YOU A VIRGIN?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?! well i mean the beginning of that

You: n***a....you on bath salts?

Stranger: wut!?

You: ohhhh nothinggggggggggg X)

Stranger: bath salts? i only use that for acne

Stranger: the only baths i like are the ones with u in it

You: damn straight

Stranger: tell me what sex feels like

Stranger: does it hurt

Stranger: i hear

Stranger: its like

Stranger: alot of bloo

Stranger: blood

Stranger: all over the place

Stranger: and akwkard faces

Stranger: n like the guy jizzes in like 30 seconds

You: 0.0

You: no

You: you are describing a period

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i hear it hurts like super bad

Stranger: n like

Stranger: the guy s***s on ur chest or something

You: i think thats a cosby sweater? if a dude would ever do that to me......i would shove an umbrella up his dick hole and open it while its inside him

Stranger: if a girl did that to me

Stranger: man

Stranger: MAN

Stranger: That would make my day!

Stranger: nothing could give me a bigger smile

Stranger: id like pick it up and show her it goes into the toliet

Stranger: i like how our convo went from

Stranger: depressing jizzing

Stranger: to

Stranger: shitting on chest

Stranger: to

Stranger: death in florida

You: yeah, various switch ups of topics haha

Stranger: are u tired?

You: yea but i have to leave my friends house in 40 mins

Stranger: then ill make this fast

Stranger: shannon

Stranger: you better

Stranger: YOU BETTER

Stranger: NOT GET WITH A GUY

Stranger: THAT WILL TREAT U LIKE S**T

Stranger: OR

Stranger: ILL KILL YOU

Stranger: i swear!!!!

Stranger: you deserve the best

Stranger: THE BESSSSSSSSSST

Stranger: you better make ufckin damn sure ure not settling for something that isnt perfection or beyond it

You: you do too Diego, and don't be afraid to talk. you have a AMAZING personality. any girl who ends up with you is really lucky

Stranger: tell me something i dont know

Stranger: DUUHHHH

Stranger: THATS NOT WHAT THEY SAY TO ME

Stranger: there like u're annoying

Stranger: n im like

Stranger: ...inside my head

Stranger: imlike

Stranger: f**k uo

Stranger: f**k up

You: f**k yo couch

Stranger: you always know what to say :)

You: eh, i have my moments lol

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: is ur friend asleep?

Stranger: u should put his hand in some warm water

Stranger: or

Stranger: put a s**t load of glue

Stranger: on his weiner

Stranger: or

Stranger: put the remote in his anus

You: he is sleeping right in front of me, he was talking in his sleep a few minutes ago

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i really think my friend jacked off in the bathroom

Stranger: when i was talkin2 u

Stranger: he was talkin to his gf

You: i would make him eat his own sperm!

You: his dead children!

Stranger: :) i love you

Stranger: theres no1 like u

Stranger: why cant everyone be like u

Stranger: would be a better world

You: im wondering the same thing about you

Stranger: this world sucks

You: indeed it does

Stranger: is everyone in flordia so beautiful and blessed with a amazing personality?

Stranger: or is it just u

You: everyone in my town is either a w***e, a old imp, a "hipster", or a pot head

Stranger: F**K HIPSTERS

You: i don't belong here >.>

Stranger: AND F**K POT HEADS

Stranger: IDK WHAT AN OLD IMP IS

Stranger: that sounds the same here

Stranger: but

Stranger: put mexican infront of everything u just said

You: haha my gay best friend acts exactly like me, just mexican version, him and i usually keep to ourselves

Stranger: if i met him id f**k him so hard because he would remind me of you

You: 0.0

You: i'd be envious of him

Stranger: id be envious that he was able to pierce into your big beautiful eyes

Stranger: and be lucky enuff to even feel ur breathe against his skin

Stranger: btw

Stranger: i think ur eyebrows

Stranger: are

Stranger: f*****g

Stranger: HAWT

Stranger: trying to think of a word

Stranger: immaculate was first but i already used it

Stranger: i really

Stranger: really

You: my eyebrows? XD

Stranger: really

Stranger: really

Stranger: like ur eyebrows

Stranger: yes

You: never got a eyebrow compliment before

You: thanks

Stranger: 27 mins until my labtop dies

Stranger: no problem dawg!

Stranger: DEM EYEBROWS

Stranger: DAT

Stranger: EYEBROW

Stranger: *Bite bottom lip*

You: DAT

You: LIP

You: BITE

Stranger: DAT IMMACULANT

Stranger: I HAVENT eaten

Stranger: in

Stranger: like

Stranger: 4 hours

Stranger: n

Stranger: i dont

Stranger: give a f**k

Stranger: at all

Stranger: f**k my gains

Stranger: i got my daily serving of shannon 4 the day

Stranger: that will keep me going

You: im sorry to keep you from eating

Stranger: f**k ya couch

You: N***A

Stranger: SHANNON

You: first i park my car, then i f**k yo b***h

Stranger: TELL ME SOMETHING QUICK

Stranger: ITS GONNA

Stranger: TURN OFF ANYMOMENT

Stranger: hahahahahahahahahha

You: :(((((

Stranger: if i log off outta no where

Stranger: just know

You: IS IT REALLY?

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: yes

Stranger: its blinking

Stranger: with a X

You: wheres your charger?

You: i love you too, it was great talking to you

Stranger: IDK THIS IS MY FRIENDS LABTOP

Stranger: i think its with his brother

You: :(

Stranger: NO FROWNING

Stranger: remember this as :)

You: of course i will :)

Stranger: remember this as a lion king

Stranger: a big lion king

Stranger: a lion king of words

You: "simba"

You: lol

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yessssssssssss

Stranger: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMBBBBBB-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGUHUGFUHGUHGUHUGHUGU

You: lmao i wont forget this convo

Stranger:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: if we meet

Stranger: u better let me do u the minute i see u

Stranger: no words

Stranger: just

Stranger: take ur cloths off

Stranger: n let me do u

You: lmao, deal

Stranger: thats mah boy

Stranger: always makin me proud

You: thats my sugar momma ;)

Stranger: :D

Stranger: im gonna eat some tuna

Stranger: will remind me of the scent of what i could of had if i met you today

You: LMFAO

You: you're a sick cookie XD

You: yuck...sea food is gross XP

You: im guessing the lap top shut off but the convo isn't disconnected yet….

Stranger: i found the charger

Stranger: U WAITED

Stranger: =:::):::

You: i was just going to turn off my computer lol

Stranger: i was like

Stranger: nuuu

Stranger: i made a piggie squeel

Stranger: when it turned off

You: lol piglet

Stranger: lol

Stranger: only 4 u

Stranger: how many minutes until u leave?

You: 20 :/

Stranger: i didnt even get my tuna

Stranger: since u dont like sea food

Stranger: ill get cereal

You: lol, you better get tuna

Stranger: u want me too?

Stranger: i will!

Stranger: u tell me what to eat

Stranger: n ill get it

You: TUNA

You: :)

Stranger: u sure?!

Stranger: i ate tuna today

Stranger: but i also ate cerela today

Stranger: OK

Stranger: TUNA IT IS

You: whoop whoop :D

Stranger: ya manipulated me

Stranger: ya seduced me this entire convo just to make me eat tuna!

Stranger: EVIL

Stranger: may i run to the kitchen n get it??

Stranger: with ur permission

You: yes sir :)

You: i want you to eat

Stranger: i would prefer to eat u but ight mah nig!

You: lol good grief

Stranger: more like good tuna

You: nasty >.<

Stranger: BRBRBRBRB

Stranger: gonna lick this tuna up

Stranger: put my tongue between its tuna flaps

Stranger: n move my index finger in clockwise movement on the upper tunna

Stranger: to induce tuna juices

You: i want to throw a berry at your head...

Stranger: a berry!?

You: a berry

Stranger: why a berry?

Stranger: black berry?

Stranger: the phone?

You: no, the food

Stranger: ill eat that s**t up

Stranger: ill catch it with my teeth

Stranger: and make u eat it out of my mouth

You: not if ill throw it fast enough!

Stranger: i have buff a*s mouth

Stranger: did u see my jawline

Stranger: JAWLINE OF THE GODS

You: whats funny is i always told my bestie that, a strong jawline is my #1 turn on

You: geez you're my dream lover 0.0

Stranger: wait.....are you telling me i actually turned you on?

You: lol no no

You: jawlines are my turn on!

Stranger: ah i see..i failed, failed terribly

You: oh shush >.< you had your turning me on moments

Stranger: when!

You: the slamming me against the wall part!

You: and nibbling

You: i was like...WOAH 0.0

Stranger: i was like

Stranger: WOAH

Stranger: when u said

Stranger: N****R

Stranger: if i was a dimmer switch u would have turned me on to the highest light section dimmer thingy mah jiggie

You: i love how we always use caps when we write N****R

You: lmao

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i like how you even talked to me in the first place

You: im weird like that

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i need to start being weird

Stranger: maybe ill meet a man with a jawline

Stranger: who would slam me against a wall

Stranger: and slowly unbutton my shirt

Stranger: while lickin my tender flesh

Stranger: which would convulse me into the most unimaginable orgasm i will ever have in my entire life. guauranteed.

You: omg lmao

Stranger: whats the timer at?

Stranger: i already miss you

Stranger: after this

Stranger: im going to leave the house

Stranger: which i havent done in forever

Stranger: the sun will blind me

Stranger: u have given me the penis urges to leave the house

Stranger: out of all the people on this site

Stranger: what are the chances id meet the only perfect one

You: yea i really dont want to leave :(( after this im going home and on the way blasting music

You: i miss you already to

Stranger: make sure to blast some eminen 4 me

You: you already know :)

Stranger: play some stan!

Stranger: it will remind u of me

You: it will

Stranger: man

Stranger: next guy u meet

Stranger: just know

Stranger: you could of had me

Stranger: i would f****n marry you

Stranger: in a heart beat

Stranger: if he doesnt compete with me

Stranger: dont u ever hesistate with a guy u dont love absolutely

Stranger: if u end up in a relationship that ur sad in

Stranger: DONT BE

Stranger: u deserve the best and i cant stress that enough

Stranger: what im trying to say is

You: i honestly think you will have no need to compete

Stranger: if u're not hystarically happy with ur next relationship

Stranger: nothing would make me more sad

Stranger: whhhattt

You: next guy u meet
Stranger: just know
Stranger: you could of had me
Stranger: i would f****n marry you
Stranger: in a heart beat
Stranger: if he doesnt compete with me

Stranger: i dont even know what i said

Stranger: :(

Stranger: i confuse myself

You: its all good haha

Stranger: I SO CONFUSED

Stranger: i keep reading it

Stranger: n i dont understand

You: i have to get going :/ :(

Stranger: shannon

Stranger: it was

Stranger: utter

Stranger: honor

Stranger: and pleasure

Stranger: meeting u

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: lol

Stranger: have a wonderful life

Stranger: i dont think any guy in this world could ever honestly be good enough for you

Stranger: you are beyond this world

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: let me tell u one last thing

You: i feel the same exact away about you, its great to know a handsome guy can actually have a personality

Stranger: dont always go 4 the looks

Stranger: i was just blessed

Stranger: i know what u mean

Stranger: ive never met a beautiful girl like urself who treated me nicely

Stranger: shannon....my last words...

Stranger: Are those space pants? Cuz your a*s is out of this world!

You: LOL goodbye Diego, it was a pleasure. and hey, if its meant to be it will happen. i hope we meet one day, i really do

Stranger: :) nothing would make me more happier, good bye shannon.

You: <3

Stranger: <#

Stranger: <3

Stranger: woops

Stranger: WOOPZ

Stranger: looks like a picked a whole batch of whoopsie dasies

You: lmao god this hard

You: goodbye

Stranger: that isnt the only thing that is hard

You have disconnected.

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WOW this seriously seems like a conversation between random strangers! You can see the progression all throughout the chat also. I love the fact that it's written in the way that people who use chats actually write, I mean c'mon who writes in complete sentances when their chatting, unless you're really wierd. :)

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WOW this seriously seems like a conversation between random strangers! You can see the progression all throughout the chat also. I love the fact that it's written in the way that people who use chats actually write, I mean c'mon who writes in complete sentances when their chatting, unless you're really wierd. :)

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