The Gubmuhhab Spirits of ChristmasA Story by StanA Christmas StoryThe Gubmuhhab Spirits of Christmas By Stan Morris Copyright 2014, 2016 It was Christmas Eve, and I was catching an
early flight out of Reagan International, planning to join my family in
Watertown, Wisconsin. I was feeling a
little sleepy from the eggnog served at the previous night’s Christmas
party. I hadn’t wanted to attend, but my
fat boss, Senator Allen, was there dressed in a silly Santa suit, so I had to
make an appearance. I had just purchased
a ticket on Virgin America’s inaugural flight to Chicago, when I heard a young
couple, toting a baby, arguing with the agent at the ticket
counter next to me. “I’m sorry, but there’s only one seat left on
that flight,” the agent said. “We’ve got to get to Chicago,” the mother
insisted, almost in tears. I thought,
I can always take a later flight. “You can bump me,” I said, “if you can get me
to Chicago this afternoon.” “We have a flight leaving in an hour,” the
agent replied, “but the only ticket is in business class.” I winced, but it had been a good year, so
charitably I replied, “That’s fine.” “I really appreciate this,” the young father
said, holding out his hand. “I’m Joe, and this is my wife, Maria, and our son,
Christopher.” “I’m Stan.” The agent made their tickets, and they turned
to leave. “I hope there’s room at the inn for you,” I
joked, grinning at them. They exchanged glances and rolled their eyes,
like they had heard that a million times.
My grin faded. I watched from the terminal window as their
flight took off. Mine was delayed due to
winter weather coming in to O’Hare. Luckily,
I only had a carry-on containing gifts for my kids. My plane was an old one, the kind with movie
screens. The latest version of Scrooge
was playing. The old man next to me
chortled with delight every time Tiny Tim stumbled. “Headed to Chicago?” I asked, trying for a
little conversation. “Yep,” he replied. “The name’s Allister. “I’m Stan.”
“I’m a banker with lots of cachet,” he bragged. Got a big foreclosure to finish today. Did you catch it on the news? Marley’s
Department Store. You probably heard about it.” No, sorry, I’m not familiar with it. I shop at Macy’s.” He harrumphed and dismissed me. We made it to Chicago, but Spirit Airlines had
canceled their flights to Milwaukee and Madison, leaving me in a quandary. When I checked my phone, I discovered Greyhound
was still running, so I took a cab to their depot and caught the bus to
Rockford, thinking I could take a cab from there to Watertown. By that time, I was thoroughly annoyed, and
it didn’t help when I found myself sitting next to a teenage girl who was
sniffling and wiping her eyes. I tried
to scrunch close to the window, hoping to avoid catching whatever she had. As we were nearing Rockford, she started
crying. Irritated, I said, “What the hell is wrong,
kid?” She looked startled as if she had just realized
I was sitting by her. “Come on, let’s have it,” I said
impatiently. “What’s your story,
sister?” “I’m sad, because I’m so close to home, and I haven’t
seen my parents in a year. I ran away
with my boyfriend, Rudy, who turned out to be a lush. He dumped me for a dancer in a Nutcracker
play. I’m on my way to Helena, Montana, no
money, and all I have left to eat is this candy cane.” She pulled the broken treat from her pocket.” “Your parents live in Rockford?” “Yes.” “Give them a call. Tell them the prodigal daughter is coming
home.” “I can’t do that,” she exclaimed. “I’m sure
they won’t have anything to do with me, and I don’t blame them.” “I’ll call them and let them know you’re all
right.” Her brow furrowed as she thought about it, and
then she replied, “I guess that would be okay.” “What’s your name?” “Seraphia.” “What’s your dad’s name?” “Michael.” She gave me their number, so I tapped it
in. I heard a man’s voice say, “Hello?” “Mike, I’m Stan. Your daughter is sitting next to me on a Greyhound
bus. Seems like it’s been tough sledding
for her.” I glanced at Seraphia. Her panicked eyes were wide. “Want to talk to her?” “Seraphia?
She’s there? Holy Jesus, put her
on.” “It’s your dad,” I said, holding out the phone
while she frantically waved me away. After a moment she gave up and took the
phone. “Daddy?” As I sat there and listen to a tearful family
reunion, I reminded myself to always travel with noise canceling headphones. They met us at the station, so after enduring
some more boo-hooing, I got to see the backs of them. Good riddance. I started looking for a cab, carefully passing
a bag lady, sitting on the sidewalk, dressed in gaudy red and white clothing,
looking like the Ghost of Christmas Passed Out. “Ain’t cha gonna put somethin’ in my cap?” she
snarled. An elf cap lay next to her, so I tossed in an
old Walmart gift card. It probably had a
dollar or two on it. A Santa, standing
by a Salvation Army bucket, ignored her. I saw a cab and hailed it. It stopped a block away, but before I could
reach it, three wise guys sporting long sideburns opened the door and piled
in. I yelled, but the cab drove
away. Turned out, there was a dearth of
cabs due to a Christmas convention for Elvis impersonators. After tramping through the snow, I found a
taxi parked next to an empty Christmas tree lot. The driver had helped load a scraggly tree in
the trunk of an old Chrysler Aspen. “Drive carefully, Mr. and Mrs. Brown,” the
driver yelled. “See ya, Charlie.” The parents said something unintelligible, the
kid waved, and they drove away. “Hey buddy,” I said. “Can you take me to
Watertown, Wisconsin?” “That’ll cost you a lot of ornaments, pal.” “Better than standing here, frozen.” “Okay.” I opened the passenger door and got in. The heater was running, so the cab was
warm. He was an older guy with a sweet
smile. He hadn’t eaten, and I was hungry
too, so we stopped at Wendy’s. I grabbed
a burger. He had a turkey sandwich and a
Frostie. “What’s your name?” he asked. “I’m Stan.” “I’m Clarence.” The drive was slow but steady, without any of
the weirdness I had experienced, starting at the airport in DC, but as we were
passing through Janesville, I heard the distinct sound of small bells ringing. Clarence turned his beauteous smile to me and
said, “I got my wings.” Now all these Christmas references had made me
a little nervous, but this was a Tinkertoy bridge too far. Was this guy a fruitcake? I shrank away from him. The bells jingled again, and then he reached
into his pocket and pulled out a cellphone.
“Hi,
Gabriella,” he said. “Yeah, I thought
so. On my way to Watertown. Yeah, this will pay for Jimmy’s nose job.” He hung up and said, “I’ve been taking flying
lessons. That was my wife calling to
tell me I got my pilot’s certificate.” I breathed a sigh of relief and sat up. The roads had been fairly clear, but as we
neared Watertown the size of the drifts increased and he pulled over. “I can’t go any farther,” Clarence said, his voice
filled with worry. “If I have an
accident, my wife will make me wish I’d never been born.” “It’s only about two miles more,” I said. “I
can walk it from here.” “You sure?” “Yes.” I paid him and started trudging north, but I
had only slogged a hundred feet when a strange vehicle overtook me. It was a motorized sleigh, complete with
cutouts of reindeers pasted to the sides.
Santa Claus was driving. “Hey, Santa,” I yelled. “Can I get a lift?” The sleigh stopped, and the driver yelled, “Hop
on.” Once I was on board I said, “Thanks, pal. Appreciate the ride. I’m Stan.” “I’m Nick.
Appropriate, right?” “No kidding.” “I’m taking a load of presents to the Good
Shepherd Lutheran School. It’s Christmas
pageant night.” “Is that on the east side of Rock River?” “Sure is.” “Can you drop me off at Riverlawn Avenue?” “No problem.” “You dress up as Santa every year?” “No, this is the first year. I moved here from Lubbock, Texas.” I smiled, remembering. “Really?
I lived in Lubbock. By the West
Loop on thirty-sixth street. “I lived on thirty-fourth street. Been out of work for a year. Finding this job was a miracle.” I winced. I told Nick I could get off at the corner, but
he insisted on taking me to my brother’s house.
As he waited, I knocked. My
sister-in-law, Angela, opened the door, and then the whole family came out to
greet me. I opened my bag, handed the
toy drum to my oldest boy, the Italian donkey to my youngest, and then got a
big hug from Rene. She’s a wonderful
wife. We all turned to wave at Nick who
had spun his sleigh around. “Merry Christmas, ya’ll,” he yelled as he drove
off. “And ya’ll have a good night.” I could have choked him. © 2016 Stan |
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Added on December 22, 2016 Last Updated on December 22, 2016 Tags: Christmas, shortstory, fantasy AuthorStanKula, HIAboutSpeculative Fiction writer. Born and raised in California, Educated and married in New Mexico, Lived in Texas before moving to Maui, Hawaii. Operated a computer assembly and repair business before r.. more..Writing
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