All Kinds Of Everything - 2023

A modern take on the Eurovision song by Irish singer - Dana

Snowdrops and daffodils
Butterflies and bees
I wish these lovely things
were my memories
But �" oh no, reality
is disappointing and cruel
No kinds of lovely things
Remind me of you

Pub do's, with too much booze
And losing my ring
Sausage rolls and profiteroles
A band that can't sing
Stag nights, and vomiting
And fights in the loo
All kinds of everything remind me of you

He hated Ebay, for being outbid
On that giant TV, for just ninety quid
Smelly pants, Facebook rants, neverending James Bond
Washing up, dirty cups, loo paper all gone
F A Cup, puking up, from beer and curry too
All kinds of everything remind me of you

Audis and BMWs, his flash new wheel hubs
Pool nights, and boxing fights, the blonde in the pub
Youtube, and b**b tubes, and obesity
Blind dates, and drunk mates, unwanted pregnancy
Low wage, Kareoke stage, pole dancing too
All kinds of everything remind me of you

Fast food, nausia, salmonella pies
Cola, Ebola, milk shakes and fries
Council Tax, dingy flats, benefits and factories
Hair nits, and pandemics, gorging on cheese
Romance vids, too many kids, and abortions too
All kinds of everything remind me of you

Advice Blogs, Tik Tok, Kardashians rear
Black eyes, and blue thighs, and cheap ropey beers
Texting, and belching, and Clarkson's Top Gear
hair too short, jeans don't fit, and daft looking beards
Police force, and divorce, restraining orders too
All kinds of everything remind me of you