'Flip The Bird'

Song Parody

Lynard Skynyrd--'Free Bird'

Lyrics

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me? 
For I must be traveling on, now
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see
But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
And this bird you can not change
And this bird you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change

Bye, bye, baby it's been a sweet love
Though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take it so badly
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame
But, if I stayed here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change
And the bird you can not change
And this bird you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change
Lord help me, I can't change

Lord I can't change
Won't you fly, free bird, yeah

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Not Lynyrd Skynyrd--'Flip the Bird'

If I stepped down tomorrow,
would you still be pissed at me?
But I ain't going anywhere, now
'cause too many still ain't worshiping me
and if I keep hanging 'round, dudes,
things will always stay the same
'cause I'm flipping y'all off and this con you'll never change
And this con you can not change
And this con you can not change
Lord knows, I can't change

Bye-bye small, this is big-time
got this power, and I won't change
But some have taken me badly,
but lord knows, I ain't to blame
Don't see the fault there in the mirror,
and things will never be the same
Just a symptom of stupidity,
and this dude will never change
And this dude will never change
And this dude will never change
Lord knows, I won't change
Lord help me, I won't change

Lord, I won't change
Don't you see me flip y'all the bird, yeah