"Donny Clown'

song parody

The Coasters--'Charlie Brown'

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

That's him on his knees, I know that's him
Yellin' "seven-come-eleven" down in the boys' gym

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

Who's always writing on the wall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always throwin' spit balls?
Guess who (who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?

Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

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NOT The Coasters--'Donny Clown'

Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum,
I smell s**t, yes, we're so fricking dumb

Donny Clown, Donny Clown
makes us frown, that Donny Clown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Thinks like a little kid, not someone seventy)

That's him behind the shades, I know that's him
Yellin' obscenities at the kids in the gym

Donny Clown, Donny Clown,
unfunny joke, that Donny Clown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Thinks like a little kid, not someone seventy)

Who's always pissing on the wall?
Who's always wizzing in the hall?
Who's always throwing s**t-balls?
Guess who (who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who walks in the White House and thinks he knows
Who calls the voters gullible-os?

Donny Clown, Donny Clown
Makes us frown, that Donny Clown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Thinks like a little kid, not someone seventy)

Who proclaims their innocence 'til the end?
Who lies his a*s off again and again?

Donny Clown, Donny Clown,
unfunny joke, that Donny Clown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Thinks like a little kid, not someone seventy)