The Amazing Putini

Quite an entertaining, and dangerous, pair!

There is a ventriloquist and his act you've just got to 

see,

he's also an iron-fisted leader, but call him 'The 

Amazing Putini!'

His puppet's named Dump, and Dump's a part of a 

humorous act,

he keeps insisting that the absurd are undeniable 

facts.

The Amazing Putini pulls the strings on Dump, and 

makes him dance,

Dump thinks he dances on his own, but without 

Putini, there isn't a chance!

'Lil' Dumper' sees himself, not as a puppet, but so 

much more.

He wants his own act, in intimidation, he sputters 

and roars.

He might think he cannot be intimidated, but still he 

grovels,

dances a merry jig, as he and the hair on his head 

both bobble.

He loves to talk big, but without Putini's hand up his 

rear,

he's useless, a lifeless puppet who's lone trick is fear!