(Some Assembly Required)
"The
Bloat-Wagon Corporation, the same company responsible for bringing the Mitch
McConnell Sleep Hammer into you home, is proud to present the Donald J. Trump
Bobblehead! When said head arrives at your door, simply attach the
supplied 10 pound weight to his head, so that his head becomes much too heavy
for his neck, just like the actual person you know and love from a non-stop plethora
of appearances the actual man makes on T.V. every single minute almost, of
every single day.
To friends, he'll appear to have his head up his a*s, but
simply explain that his massive ego is too much weight for his head to remain
erect (coming soon, the Bloat-Wagon vacuum attachment, so as long as his head's
scraping the floor, you can put him to good use!) So, treat everyone to more
Trump, if they can handle it!"
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