Near Blast In the Distant Past!

Weird!

There once was a group of Neanderthal dudes,

who did nothing all day but search for food.

They didn't even recognize their own reflection.

Their own image, and themselves, made no connection.

 

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Always searching for meat on the hoof,

and a cave, that was somewhat waterproof.

 

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And so it was the first time-travelling man

brought back dynamite, and the s**t hit the fan.

It didn't take the time-traveler long to figure out,

he would be all-powerful, and really have some clout

 

Pre-Chorus:

 

if he lorded it over these slop-headed guys,

he'd be holy, and scary in their eyes.

 

Chorus:

 

It was a Near Blast In the Distant Past,

that drove the these dudes crazy, but it didn't last.

See, they may have been simple, but even they knew

they were being ripped, so out of him, they made stew!

 

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After listening to him for a quite while,

they beat his head in, while they smiled.

Yes, they teed off on his head so bad,

the end of his neck became the first hanging Chad,

 

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for that was the poor b*****d's name.

Yes, time travel became a most dangerous game!

 

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Time travel remains a secret to this very day,

all because of Chad being killed that way!

 

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