The Ideas Man!

'Hey!"

                                                           

If you're reading this to find something profound, don't!

If you're hoping for entertainment, keep moving!

See, the only reason this thing exists, is because

I'm a lazy-a*s writer. This actually began as a full-length novel,

Then it became a novella, then a long short story,

then a short, short story, then a longer poem, until

I just said, 'screw this!", and made it a short poem,

because I'm great at thinking up ideas, not so great

once I get past the, "It all began..." stage, then I'm

a lazy-a*s, so here's my idea: a guy thinks up something

to write about, and after about half a page gets bored,

and has a beer!