Out to Lunch!

I think you'll find a little humor here--VERY little!

                                                       

"Mike Stevens is out to lunch. If you'd like

to leave a message for him, great, if not, Mike

 

will be back at his computer soon. Now, he's not eating,

we mean mentally, yes, he seems to be aging

 

quite literally, months, even years at a time.

Therefore, maybe cut him some slack if he doesn't rhyme

 

something perfectly, he's mostly lost his mind.

For example, he thinks he's irresistible to women, when we think you'll find

 

that he's gone to live in the delusion of his puppies and rainbows

little world, created by repeated and forceful blows

 

to the skull. We humor him when he says that,

so, leave him a message, and he may type you back."

 

***

 

See, there's an example of a not-exactly-a-rhyme.

He's supposedly gone, but the truth is, he's just killing time,

by penning this ridiculous little poem.
There's literally nothing to see here, so you may as well head home.

 

Oh, that's right, that's probably where you already are,

unless you took your wireless one in the car,

 

in which case, EYES ON THE ROAD, what were you thinking?

 Pull over immediately, for if that's the case, you've obviously been drinking!

Reviews

[Jen Walters]

There is lots of humor in this poem if you can catch the references. A little adult for my taste but that's just me. Thanks for sharing such a fun piece, and have a great day.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, and I'm doing MUCH better than I was trying for--13-16 year old humor!

[Jen Walters]

oh okay, well feel free to check out my poetry in return please if you wish that is, and have a great day. I liked this poem a lot

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and I'll be sure to check you out--err--check out your poetry!

[Jen Walters]

lol okay great and have a wonderful day

[Michael Stevens]

You do the same, thank you!