"BoJanglesor"

A new medication on the market!

 

     "Too afraid to hit the dance floor at your local meat-market/watering hole on any evening because you dance like a giraffe wearing knee braces or like Frankenstein clog dancing on roller-skates?  Do you want to gracefully move across the dance floor like Fred Astaire, or like you're as powerful and masculine as Gene Kelly?*  Well now you can!  Introducing 'BoJanglesor', the once-every-hour medication to make so you can dance all night long.  Simply take 'BoJanglesor' with malt liquor a half an hour before you're set to arrive at the establishment of your choosing, and you'll soon feel like a ballroom dancer; of course you won't be dancing any better than you usually do, but...oh, let us explain how it works; "BoJanglesor" fools your body and mind into believing you're actually coordinated, not the ungainly moron-loser with three-left feet you always are.**  Soon, babes for miles around will find themselves irresistibly drawn to you like you're wearing a sex magnate and they're wearing metal clothing, because let's face it, the next step for you my friend is a queen or king sized bed of lust; all because you took one tablet of feetofflames/hydro/tristompate, better known as 'BoJanglesor"!

 

*should be used by males only, unless you're a long-haul truck-driving, vest-wearing, baseball-hat-wearing women of dubious sexuality

**The kind of dork who non-dorks see dancing and ridicule mercilessly

 

You should avoid taking 'BoJanglesor" if you also take medication so you're  able to pop a woody, as this may lead to an unsafe drop in blood pressure.  Men who know a women who's pregnant, may become pregnant, or are nursing should avoid taking 'BoJanglesor"

 

Side effects are extremely powerful, and in rare cases are non-existent

These include swelling of face or other extremities and liquefaction of cartilage

 

 

Reviews

[Frieda P]

You're insane Mikey...**The kind of dork who non-dorks see dancing and ridicule mercilessly

Nobody is watching you guys dance anyway, so stop your whinging, they've all got their eyes peeled to the woman with gyrating hips. Ha Funny stuff....

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Frieda; and you sure would have had a hell of a time convincing me when I was in junior high and high school; I was SURE everyone was not only watching, but judging me as a person!

[Frieda P]

We all felt that way in high school, time to grow up and put your big boy pants on now haha

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I suppose you're right; sippy-cup time is over!

[Frieda P]

Oi....long time ago, please don't tell me you still have a paci too?

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, I won't!

[Samuel Dickens]

Woe is me! How I suffered through the seventy and eighties, needing at least a 12-pak in order to dance, when one danged BoJanglesor would've done the trick! This is funny stuff, Michael.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much; well, congratulations is making it out of them semi-alive! I know I sure could have used BoJanglesor, badly!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahahahahahhahahha WTF Mikey you have stumped me .Consider me stumped .Do you use 'BoJanglesor"?

[Michael Stevens]

Well I tell ya; yes for dancing; lord yes!

[Michael Stevens]

I never could dance; it would probably be worse now that I can't walk very well; but not much!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha I wonder if I should use 'BoJanglesor"? on account of the two left feet?Or is it just for the men folk?

[Michael Stevens]

Speaking as one of the 'folk', I can't speak for other 'folks'!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha very well as only one folk what say you?

[Michael Stevens]

I'd say save your money and see a doctor about that two left feet problem; I'm just guessing here, but I'll bet having two left feet makes buying a pair of shoes a b***h!

[Vidya Bacchus]

True that you would not believe how people look at you when you tell them you need two left sides of shoes it a pain lemme tell you :)

[Michael Stevens]

Ha! Maybe order them out of a catalog?

[Vidya Bacchus]

What "the left footed" catalog lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh yeah, I never thought of that; hey, I'd be willing to bet it'd be a wide open, untapped market (mostly because it's a moronic one!)

[Marie]

Now let me get tsis straight..pregnant men should not take BoJanglesor?

How did they manage to get pregnant inthe first place...?

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, it's a complicated process that I don't have time right now to explain!