Nothing In, a LOT Out!

What to write about?

Trying to think of something profound

 

To write about; some bit of wisdom

 

To share with everyone, but I got nothing!

 

Nothing in, a LOT out, because having nothing

 

To say tis but a minor inconvenience for me,

 

But it must be a major one for you all,

 

Because having nothing to say has

 

Never stopped me from saying something;

 

And as for originality?  Forget about it,

 

Because even this subject, having nothing,

 

I've covered before!  See? I tried to tell you,

 

But you just had  to read on, didn't you?

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Lydia Shutter]

Very cute...the truth is, as poets, we MUST write. If there is nothing to write about, we write about that. It need not be earth shattering or brilliant, we just HAVE to express ourselves. I liked this...reminded me of me! :) Lydi**

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; I've NEVER let having nothing to write about stop me; in fact, that's usually what happens!

[A. H. Pinley]

You managed to pull it off, saying nothing that is. Reminds me of Seinfeld… Nice work at nothing!

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks; if it's one thing I know, it's nothing!

[Frieda P]

You're excel at nothing! ;) haha

But it must be a major one for you'll,

what? was that supposed to be you all?

[Michael Stevens]

The word police are after my a**! Yeah, it is supposed to mean 'you all, but I thought instead I'd make up my own word!

[Frieda P]

That's already a word hon, too late...........

[Michael Stevens]

I guess it is; I knew that, but suddenly it looked wrong to me; have you had that happen to you, a normal word suddenly looks like it could be ancient sand-Sanskrit?

[Frieda P]

Not usually words, numbers do that to me....

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, maybe it's just me!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol.....way to say nothing stick :)

[Michael Stevens]

They say you should write about things you know, so...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahah yes and you are the boss of nothing lol

[Michael Stevens]

Mom and Dad always said I'd amount to nothing; who's laughing now Mom and Dad? (hint; me)+

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ummm is this a trick question ????

[Michael Stevens]

You know me by know; do you think I'm capable of coming up with a trick question?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh my yes you do have a point there.So that's a no lol

[Michael Stevens]

Well, occasionally I stumble upon a valid point, quite by accident; what's the saying? Oh yeah; even a stopped clock's right two times a day!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Really is that what they say?These people who say these things get on my nerves lol

[Michael Stevens]

Well, I've done my job then!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha what was your job to make me hate the people that always have some sage advice?

[Michael Stevens]

Sage people, or me!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Sage people .You have grown on me much like a fungus lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I guess I walked right into that one like a cheap suit!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Right about that cheap suit.I have to take you shopping you can't hang with me wearing that !!!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I see; I'm a complete embarrassment; fine!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Now you're putting words in my mouth.I did not say you were a complete embarassment maybe 3/4 lol

[Michael Stevens]

Well, NOW I feel better, thanks for clearing that up!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Right I would'nt be that mean lol

[Michael Stevens]

Look, it's one thing to believe that way, and quite another to say it, no matter if it's tru
e or not!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh okay I'm sorry .I shall keep the obvious truth to myself next time :)

[Michael Stevens]

The obvious? That hurts, but then the truth often does!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha okay you are the stickiest stick that ever sticked around lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, STICK it! Eh, ha, ha; Mike makes a funny!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha here a stick there a stick everywhere a stick,stick lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, you good!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha yes I have medals for sticking it to people lol

[Michael Stevens]

I SURE can believe that!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha now I feel insulted lol

[Michael Stevens]

No, I just mean you stick it to people SO well!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha when you put it like that I sound so awesome lol

[Michael Stevens]

See, there's always two sides to every coin! You immediately thought I was making a DEROGATORY statement, but now I hope you can see it was a compliment; AND, I'm full of s**t, AND, no coffee yet!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha always blame it on the lack of caffeine stick you can't go wrong with that defense :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I've found no matter what absolute b.s. I spout, I can ALWAYS blame it on the coffee!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Not on the coffee stick on the lack of coffee haha.If you blame coffee I will hurt you!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Good point, "doh!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha

[Michael Stevens]

That seems to be my phrase lately; that, and, "Where am I?"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol.....at least its not "Who am I?"

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I suppose you're right; wait, fo COURSE you're right; at lease I'm smart enough to remember that much!

[Michael Stevens]

What does 'fo' mean?

[Vidya Bacchus]

I dunno what does "fo mean" also really "at lease" are you talking about property now stick lol,

[Michael Stevens]

You probably think you caught me in a non-noticing moment; well, the joke's on you; I MEANT to write 'lease', not 'least'; oh, okay, "doh!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha nope I never get the best of you ever lol

[Marie]

Well of course I read it.You say nothing very well...

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you as always Marie!