Funeral Announcement!

A funeral, duh!

 

     "Friday, the 16th of May, we're sad to announce the passing of Common Sense.  ComSen, as he was known by his friends, loved science and technology, both of which have lately been ridiculed by shallow-minded people.  His demise has long been rumored, but now it's official.  He passed away due to the effects of a broken heart.  He is survived by his brother Einstein, as well as his close friend, Reason, although he has been in poor health lately also.

 

     Mr. Sense was born so many years ago, the actual date is unclear; in his spare time Mr. Sense enjoyed complex puzzle-making and reading a good mystery book, such as 'What's Up With the Universe?'  Remembrances can be made to The Republican National Committee, to help them pull their heads out.  Services will be held on May 22 at Cheney Funeral Home.  Service begins at 11 am." 

Reviews

[Misha864]

Im sad to announce Russian Nation liver funeral;((
Services begin at the time you are not so drunk to be able to look at the watch ;)

Nice shot, Michael! Like!

[Michael Stevens]

Cheers! Oops, probably not the best thing to say, so how about, "Thank you much!"

[ReneeJ]

Hilarious!!. This is great really funny. Thumbs up

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much!

[s y e]

hahahahaha im sorry but this made me laugh so much! I never knew common sense well, we never really clicked, i'm sad to hear he has passed.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, Mr. Sense was always a shy, sensitive, fragile guy that not too many people got to know, apparently; I'm glad this made you laugh, as opposed to upchucking your lunch!

[s y e]

HA! Well considering I've never really met him I am sad but the piece itself was funny...

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I am so sad sniff,sniff.I knew common sense was ill but I had no idea that he passed away.You will have to accompany me to the funeral Mikey .I cannot go alone :)

[Michael Stevens]

Common Sense has amended his wishes (don't ask!) In stead of a service, he wants all mourners to remember him, and have at least 5.8 beers!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Now we are so gonna do that right Mikey "Beers!!!" In mourning and because we want to adhere to his wishes of course lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, of COURSE!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha its not like we normally just get to drinking for no apparent reason lol

[Michael Stevens]

If you'd allow me to put my beer down, I could type 'no!' a lot better!

[Vidya Bacchus]

No its Friday we do not in any circumstance put down our beer .You know this my beer buddy!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh yeah, WHAT could I have been thinking? Hey, could you pass the beer nuts?

[Vidya Bacchus]

No ,both my hands are full as I am in mourning for "common sense"I decided to have a beer in both hands lol.Indeed common sense is truly dead :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, it's VERY sad; okay, forget the beer nuts!

[Vidya Bacchus]

What!!!!!!!! no beer nuts? Now I am really depressed.

[Michael Stevens]

Look, I can't win, I guess!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You have just figured that out Stick?

[Michael Stevens]

To be honest, I've known that for about 51 years!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol at least you know what is what :)

[Michael Stevens]

Look, I may not know much, or anything really, but I do know that!

[Marie]

I am sorry to hear this. Of all the things to mourn, probably common sense is the greatest.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie, and I couldn't agree with you more!

[Konigin]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am falling out of my chair... and I can't breathe... oh gosh Michael...
This one is great. Just fantastic. I LOVE IT! ^,^

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much; and please don't fall out of your chair; I'd hate to feel responsible for that!

[Konigin]

Hahaha! You are so welcome! And falling out of my chair in a good way... :P :D

[Michael Stevens]

Here I've been doing it wrong for years; come to find out from you there's a good way!

[Konigin]

hahaha Yup. You have... If fact, recent studies show that 97% of people have been falling out of thier chairs WRONG from birth!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

It IS much too complicated for me!

[Konigin]

haha It is for most people. Its almost an art...

[Michael Stevens]

That's a problem, ART, as in No talent, me!

[Konigin]

You have talent. Just look at all of your work. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; putting yourself down is usually good for a cheap laugh, but unfortunately, not in this case; lol!

[Konigin]

You're welcome! :) lol