Dear Winifred; April 28

Advice (NOT good!) column

     Dear Winifred, you are the most down-to-earth voice of reason and reality out there.  So often, we get so-called 'advice' that is nothing more than rah rah, go-team-go nonsense.  You always tell it like it is, and bring us back to reality when our dreams get out of control, so thank you!  Signed Realist

 

 

     Dear Realist, that's because I see the suffocating s**t-pillow that life has pressed down on our breathing holes.  I see the glass is half-full alright, half-full of battery acid that will burn out your eyes and leave you disfigured forever, so that when you splash it in your eyes, you stumble around screaming with the unbearable, smoking, burning pain.  Sure, I could be an up-with-people type, but I'm more like an 'all-the-way-up people's backside' kind of gal.  Winifred   

 

 

     

Reviews

[Konigin]

Soooooooo New comment space ya'll :P

[Michael Stevens]

Ha, thank you Chelsea!

[Konigin]

you are welcome!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha OMG you are a little evil genius aren't you :)

[Konigin]

hahahaha Now and then... when it suits me... :) lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

My sister in crime.Good to know :)

[Konigin]

lol Yup. That I am! :P :D

[Vidya Bacchus]

Now where did our little pervert in crime go lol

[Konigin]

I'm not sure.... probably ran away... with the words...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha yes and maybe he is lost reading between the dots lol

[Konigin]

Probably... He doesn't strike me as the brightest bulb in the box... lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

You know he could appear at any moment and kill us both...but I agree :)

[Konigin]

haha. Let him try... lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh he will!!!!

[Konigin]

hahahhaha Lets go get something to drink...

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, you two stop it, you're hurting my feeling!

[Konigin]

I am sorry Mikey... WE thought you ran away with the words and got lost reading between the dots... that's all...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes Mikey that's all.C'mon let's drink!!!!

[Konigin]

Here here!!!!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Are you going to drink your sisssy smoothie now Chels lol

[Michael Stevens]

If you two think a beer will make everything better, damn right it does; woo!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Exactly so who's buying?

[Konigin]

I am drinking a beer you jerk and I'll buy! :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Did you just call me a jerk?????

[Konigin]

Yes. But I am buying... so.... Shush

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh ...okay fine but I am not amused and you are too young for beer.

[Konigin]

haha You are. And who cares.

[Konigin]

WHAT??!! hahahahahahahahahaha Every time.... As always... Michael... You make me gasp for breath. :D

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, and BREATHE!

[Konigin]

You're welcome, and do I need to?

[Michael Stevens]

I don't know much about medicine, but I would recommend it!

[Konigin]

Oh... okay then. I'll take word for it.

[Michael Stevens]

"Trust me, I'm a doctor!" Damn, it STILL doesn't work!

[Konigin]

Are you THEEEEEE Dr. Pepper??????!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

You've ALMOST got it right; try Dr. PEEPER!

[Konigin]

hahahahaha. I knew it! I knew your secret... And now I have tricked you into... TELLING THE WORLD!!!!! *evil laugh*

[Michael Stevens]

On, promise me you won't say anything? I just bought new binoculars!

[Konigin]

I guess I won't. Are they nice?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, they're SHARP: I can see into the neighbor's house easily!

[Konigin]

Careful with those.... Don't catch sight of the wrong thing.... :P :D

[Michael Stevens]

"Honest officer, I'm watching BIRDS!"

[Konigin]

Alright... you are off the hook this time...those birds must be so nice...

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, they are; the rare 'au natural giant balloon fun-bags'!

[Konigin]

wow. I thought they were called blue-jays and red breasted robins...

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, THAT'S right, I meant to say the 'Big-Breasted Blond Warbler'!

[Konigin]

aahhhh! Yeah... see... I thought I had it wrong... Thank you SO much!

[Michael Stevens]

See, I KNOW my species! (of bird!)

[Konigin]

:P I'm sure that you do...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, it took me YEARS of practice--err--bird watching!

[Konigin]

yeah.... bird watching...... ssssssssuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, don't knock it until you try it; but you wouldn't want to give the birds the wrong idea, huh?

[Konigin]

True. I guess those binoculars DO come handy...

[Michael Stevens]

I LOVE my birds!

[Konigin]

I love your birds too.

[Michael Stevens]

You mean birds with age?

[Konigin]

sure. Yeah. Old. Young. They are all BIRDS... Right?

[Michael Stevens]

Speaking as one as a bird admirer, I like your thinking; birds are birds!

[Konigin]

Thanks You! No one has ever complimented me so kindly before...

[Michael Stevens]

Sure thing; that's me, Mr. Flatterer!

[Konigin]

I thought you were Dr. PEEPER??? I am so lost...

[Michael Stevens]

Dr. Peeper, Mr. Flatterer; you can call me anything you'd like, EXCEPT Late For Dinner, or Idiotic Dick-Hammer!

[Konigin]

hahahaha okay. I will keep that in mind... I'm calling you... Micky Mike! Has a ring to it, yes??

[Michael Stevens]

Micky Mike has a certain RING to it!

[Konigin]

I know. That's why its your name now. FOREVER. Okay? ^,^

[Michael Stevens]

Forever? How about just Mike; it's simple, yet gets across the brainy image I'm going for?

[Konigin]

NNNAAAHHHH! Micky Mike sounds classier....

[Vidya Bacchus]

His name is actually stick or did he leave that out Chelsea lol

[Konigin]

lol I think he left that out Vidya! >.> OOOHHH... Now he's gonna get it!!!!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol.......be kind he's my drinking buddy :)

[Konigin]

lol. Yeah. I read that. hahaha ^,^

[Michael Stevens]

I told Vidya not to let the stick out of the bag, DAMN it! Thanks Vidya!

[Konigin]

haha. Well... its okay. You will still be Micky Mike. Unless... you want to be Stick?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you are welcome but I think its best we put the stick back in the bag :)

[Konigin]

I think so too. Good call Vidya!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha yes nobody wants to see that lol

[Konigin]

awwww. Poor Micky Mike... lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol yes poor stick :)

[Konigin]

lol I can't believe that he has nothing to say to this...

[Vidya Bacchus]

He disappears in between comments he'll be back and yes he will have stuff to say but I will bribe him with beer lol

[Konigin]

hahahhaha I believe that. And he does... doesn't he?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yeah he does lol

[Konigin]

lol ^,^ So how do you guys know each other??

[Vidya Bacchus]

We know each other right here hunny .We are the very best of friends though as I am sure you can tell :)

[Konigin]

Huh. That is awesome. :) Some of my closest friends are on WC. And I met them here. :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes some of the nicest people I have ever met including you I met right here :)

[Konigin]

Awwwww! Yeah I get that. :) Vidya! You are so sweet! ^,^

[Vidya Bacchus]

So people keep telling me lol.Thank you Chelsea you are a darling :)

[Konigin]

:) haha. ^,^ You are. And... thanks. :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome.Mikey has well and truly left the building hasn't he lol

[Konigin]

:) Apparently... lol

[Michael Stevens]

Here I am! And I'll tell you Vidya, I'll put my stick anywhere I damn well please---err---that doesn't sound so good, does it?

[Konigin]

noooooooooo... That didn't... lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

No that does not sound good but it made me laugh like crazy.Very well Mikey you may put your stick anywhere you please ....lol.Now go and read my new poem before I find somewhere to put your stick hahaha.

[Michael Stevens]

Please, let me apologize if I've defended anyone!

[Konigin]

hahaaahahaha. I can't breathe....

[Konigin]

DEfended??? OFfended, you mean?????

[Vidya Bacchus]

What !!!!!were you defending someone ?Who? Was it Chelsea ?Why can't she breathe?Did you hit her with your stick ?Stick? hahaha

[Michael Stevens]

I'll check it out as soon as I get back from walking the street (culda-sac!) (spelling?)

[Konigin]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????? VIDYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahaha I am sorry I heard that you were being defended by Mikey...Are you okay?

[Konigin]

haha Its "cul de sac"

[Konigin]

I am fine. I think I died though...

[Vidya Bacchus]

You know he has evaded us yet again.Damn slippery stick lol.That does not sound right does it ?

[Konigin]

Yes *sigh* No... no it doesn't

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha It does sound like I would say it though :)

[Konigin]

hahaha yea. You two crack me up. I love you guys! :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yeah we love you too although the other half of this duo has run away again lol

[Konigin]

haha. Yeah. That seems to be his greatest method of OFfense...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you becoming one of us run away my friend save yourself lol

[Konigin]

haha I love it. I choose... bot to run... :P ^,^ lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Please tell me you meant not to run .Jeez you are even spelling like Mikey now.Its too late you have become one of us,

[Konigin]

Yes. I am sorry! HHHOOOORRRRAAAYYYY!!!!!!!! lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol l should let you know we drink beer in this club for everything and if you are underage what are u going to drink lady?

[Konigin]

lol I will drink.... A mango smoothie. Cause I am tough. And brain freezes are my nemesis... :P :D

[Vidya Bacchus]

Okay fine .Here is your straitjacket is there perhaps a colour you prefer lol.The pink one is mine :)

[Konigin]

lol Blue please. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I knew it was supposed to be 'offend', what do I look like to you, stupid? Don't answer that!

[Michael Stevens]

Ha, 'slippery stick'; I won't touch that one!

[Konigin]

No. Like a stick. OPPS! I wasn't supposed to answer that...

[Konigin]

Good to know...

[Michael Stevens]

A stupid stick?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hey Mikey guess who just joined the club ?

[Konigin]

No. You are not stupid... just a little dull at times. :)

[Konigin]

me me OOOOHHHH! pick me! I've got the answer!!! oh oh Pick me! PLEASE!!!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Anyone ?Anyone? Okay anyone besides the looney tick yelling"me me OOOOHHHH! pick me! I've got the answer!!! oh oh Pick me! PLEASE!!!!!!

[Konigin]

*looks around* guess not... so are you gonna pick me???

[Michael Stevens]

Dull? Why, I ought to...

[Konigin]

Oughtta what? Huh? You wanna fight Stick Boy???

[Vidya Bacchus]

Okay fine ."You crazy person in the back of the dull stick"

[Michael Stevens]

Ah, I talk like a big stick, but...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Mikey why are you trying to get your a*s kicked and Chelsea I can't let you kick Mikey's a*s .I 'm sorry I know it is a temptation lol

[Konigin]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Konigin]

hahahahaha Its all good. I hurt him too much anyways...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol he's just a little stick playing at being a branch lol

[Michael Stevens]

Bring it on--err--NOT!

[Konigin]

lol That is true. And that's what I thought Stick Boy. Don't overstep!!!! lol

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, I'll try not to overstep, IF I had stick legs!

[Konigin]

HA! I am sure that you do! :P :)

[Vidya Bacchus]

What the heck is going on ?

[Konigin]

I told him not to overstep...and he said he'll try... but only if had stick legs... and I said he did... HE"S A BIG MEAN BULLY!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Don't ask me Vidya, I'm totally clueless most of the time, but then you already knew that!

[Michael Stevens]

No, YOU'RE a big mean bully!

[Konigin]

haha. Isn't that the truth...

[Konigin]

Sometimes. Yea. Okay... a lotta times. I am sorry...

[Michael Stevens]

Of course it is; if I say it is; of course, I've been known to be wrong!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Chelsea stop being mean to Mikey he can't help being a stick.

[Konigin]

I said that I was sorry!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Look, my whole life I've been picked on because of my stickness, and it's GOT to stop!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, you're not sorry, you're just like all the rest!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh my gosh I am so sorry Mikey she seemed stick friendly so I let her join but she may not like sticks as much as I first thought lol

[Konigin]

I AM sorry. I am sorry that I said mean things. I am sorry people pick on you. I am sorry---*bursts into tears*

[Konigin]

lol HEY! Vidya!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, don't cry, I'm so used to it now, another insult's not going to make much difference!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You know the two of you are doing a lot of whining.What are we the "whiners club" now lol

[Konigin]

awwwww Okay...

[Konigin]

maybe... gosh Vidya... Who asked you??? lol

[Michael Stevens]

Doonn'tt! Sure, make fun of my stick---err...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Say what!!!!!!! Out you are fired ...out I say hahaha

[Konigin]

hahaha And am I fired????

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol I think you might be :)

[Konigin]

lol. Why? :)

[Michael Stevens]

Look, I'm ONE tired stick trying to keep up with this 3-way; err---conversation!

[Konigin]

hahahahhahahhaahaha Good luck Micky Mike. Even I am having trouble....

[Vidya Bacchus]

You should be so lucky Mikey .And you miss lady are fired because.......I forget lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I don't have much experience with that kind of conversation!

[Konigin]

hahaha Do I need to go? Am I really fired???? :(

[Michael Stevens]

Don't you think you're being kind of rough on her, Vidya?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha yes I am sure of that lol.Want a beer to cheer you up.Chelsea may come along drinking some sort of sissy girly smoothie lol

[Konigin]

:((((((( Are you gonna un-fire me????

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, but I though drinking beer was something special just between the two of us, but whatever!

[Konigin]

shut up. I will drink a beer. You just have to let me... :P >.>

[Vidya Bacchus]

She can stay but don't come crying to me Mikey when she kicks your a*s up and down the culda sack hahahha .Please stay Chelsea :)

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, okay Chelsea, I guess you can stay, but we guzzle out e-beer with an e-funnel!

[Konigin]

hahahaha. I will stay. This is too good to miss. Mikey? I am sorry. :)

[Konigin]

OKAY! count me in!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

It makes more sense this way; OUR e-beer!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You see beer solves everything lol

[Michael Stevens]

Good, I'm glad that's settled!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Stick seriously none of this makes any sense.

[Konigin]

I see. :) lol

[Konigin]

I am lost.... I feel like Micky Mike....

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, 'Beer, the OTHER inebriating beverage!'

[Konigin]

haha. Nice.

[Michael Stevens]

Believe me, you don't want to be like me; it's rough!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha good lord how do we keep up with this conversation lol

[Michael Stevens]

Not bad for a soused stick, eh?

[Konigin]

I don't know Vidya.... Micky Mike isn't making any sense....

[Michael Stevens]

In answer to Vidya's question, I have NO idea; I'm kind of a slow stick!

[Konigin]

HAHAHA ........

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, I'm making SOME sense, not a lot, but some!

[Konigin]

This is true. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Damn, my fingers can't type fast enough to keep up!

[Konigin]

haha. Neither can mine. I'm gonna be like that guy on the Travelocity commercial, where his fingers just pop off...

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, that wouldn't be good, but just think how much you'd save on gloves (you know, because...oh, never mind, this makes NO sense!)

[Konigin]

hahhahaha Yeah. Not really...

[Michael Stevens]

Look just because the stick says it, doesn't mean you have to agree; how about a little white lie?

[Konigin]

Okay. Yes. A little white lie: Micky Mike, that was a great idea! Saving money on gloves... You are a genius. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, I accept!

[Konigin]

:) Good. ^,^

[Michael Stevens]

I KNEW it was the right thing to do!

[Konigin]

:D ^,^ hahahaha It was! Looks like Vidya bailed on us....

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, how DARE she?

[Konigin]

Let's do something about it!!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, "Hey Vidya? Oh, I was wrong to be angry; please forgive me?"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Sigh The things I have to do for you fine you are forgiven .

[Konigin]

WHAT??????!!!!!!!!

[Konigin]

I am sorry too.... I think....

[Michael Stevens]

Vidya, welcome back!

[Konigin]

Hi Vidya....

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hola Amigos .You missed me right lol

[Konigin]

Yes...We were actually just talking about you... LOL

[Michael Stevens]

Ah, yeah, we missed you; yeah, that's it!

[Konigin]

What Micky Mike said...!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I am sure you were saying nothing good and you are not sure you missed me stick?I am hurt :)

[Konigin]

We said that you bailed on us and that we should do something about it.... But yeah, nothing good and I don't think he missed you... :) lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, were you gone Vidya?

[Vidya Bacchus]

OMG hahahahha that is so funny.It sounds like a comment worthy of me.Congratulations you are funny lol.Yes I was gone you dickrocket!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

"To the moon Vidya, to the moon; pow, right in the kisser!" (stolen from 'The Honerymooners!)

[Konigin]

I have to go guys. :( I will maybe be on later... If not I'll see ya'll tomorrow. :) Bye!!!

[Michael Stevens]

The Honerymooners?

[Michael Stevens]

Bye Chelsea!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Bye Chelsea.The honeymooners or honerymooners lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, yeah, they practically mean the same thing!

[Konigin]

Good Morning you two hooligans!!!!! :D

[Vidya Bacchus]

Good Morning Chels. The other hooligan has not awaken yet.He needs his beauty sleep you know lol

[Konigin]

^,^ haha. I believe that!!! lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Don't tell him I said that he is grumpy in the mornings lol

[Konigin]

Okay. I believe it.... Isn't he grumpy all the time???? lol

[Michael Stevens]

Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! I am NOT grumpy in the morning!

[Konigin]

Okay... sure... but your outburst did nothing to help your situation...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course you are not grumpy in the mornings anyone can see that(yes girlie he is grumpy all the time )

[Konigin]

wow... okay then.... (i knew it....)

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, I've had enough of both of you picking on me; it's hard enough trying to wake up, without waking up to a ration of s**t from you two!

[Konigin]

I'm sorry!!! :P

[Vidya Bacchus]

We are sorry stick sheesh!!!!! Would you guzzle a gallon of coffee and get over your rudeness.

[Konigin]

I agree. Get over it.

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, but I doubt a gallon will help much; maybe 2 gallons? And sure, you SAY that Chelsea, but it doesn't read as sincere!

[Konigin]

It wasn't.

[Michael Stevens]

'Ah, ha, ha, ha, fricking ha!'

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha would you two behave lol

[Konigin]

hahahaha I am. Talk to Mikey.... He apparently woke up with his pannies in a wad...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you know I think you might be right .I have told him about his strange habit of wearing ladies underwear but he swears it wad just the one time :)

[Konigin]

haha. I figured that he did something strange like that... :)

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it--oh--never mind;

[Konigin]

haha. I have..... :PPPPPP lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

So have I mister lol

[Konigin]

lol!!!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

I figured, but I wasn't sure!

[Konigin]

*glare* Watch it...

[Michael Stevens]

A little trans-gender humor (yeah, VERY little!)

[Konigin]

...............

[Michael Stevens]

........!?

[Konigin]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Where are the words people??????

[Konigin]

!!?? Gone... lol

[Michael Stevens]

.......what?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Where did they go?

[Konigin]

haha. They ran away....

[Vidya Bacchus]

Is it because they saw Mikey wearing the........unmentionables lol

[Michael Stevens]

If you read between the dots, you'd know they hitchiked!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha I have never been good at reading between the dots.

[Konigin]

hahahaha!!!! That IS why... and they hitchhiked??? hmmmm. I smell something fishy....

[Michael Stevens]

Also, we need to start a new comment deal; my scroll arm is getting tired ( I know, I know, "you should be used to your arm getting tired; well, at least your hand!")

[Michael Stevens]

Don't believe me? Would I make something as stupid up as that? What do you mean, 'yep!'

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha do tell why your arm would be getting tired normally stick...This should be good lol

[Konigin]

oooooohhhh goodness....

[Michael Stevens]

Never you two mind; move along!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Where would we go.Its so scandalous right here.

[Konigin]

to the other comment window open... right above you...

[Raymond Federle]

Some people see the glass as half full. Some people see the glass as half empty. I see the glass and think..." You know...that looks like piss.....yeah, I definitely think it's piss." Another AWSOME one dude! :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; yeah, we're all gagging on piss water; I like your analogy!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Good god Mikey would you inform Wini that she just got a most undeserved compliment sheesh!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

I don't think Winifred would know a compliment if it flew over, and crapped on her shoulder!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Flying compliment crap .That is something you don't hear everyday or for that fact any day lol

[Michael Stevens]

And for good reason; it blows!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol I bet it does haha :)

[Michael Stevens]

I've got a million more ideas just as blowing as this one!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha I know you do stick someone should buy them then you would be rich and stop moaning when its your turn to pay for my beer lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, if I have to buy, I will, but it's beer, so I'd never let my cheapness stop me!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Alright then so the next 10 rounds are on you , you said was it lol

[Michael Stevens]

I sure walked right into that one like a cheap suit!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha you will be wearing a cheap suit when we are finished here because dude you are going to soooooo broke lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, ha, ha, ha...ha, ha?

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are laughing like a crazed hyena because Linda took all your money aren't you?

[Michael Stevens]

No, only $150, but I'm sure we'll be very happy; I can't WAIT to introduce her to my mother; and here she thought no self-respecting woman, or not self-respecting for that matter, would go out with me; well, "Look at me now Ma; check her out! What's that? Oh yeah, they're real! What? Yeah, they occur that humongous in nature!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

LOL.You are the worst. You crack me up so bad.OMG.I do have to point out as any good beer buddy would that(I don't think that they are real) Shh don't let your mother hear or you will have to return her lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, my mother would be shocked! Would you believe mildly surprised! No? Would yo believe disgusted? Yeah? Well...!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha I believe it all Mikey .Poor stick mother :)

[Michael Stevens]

POOR stick mother; what about me? My childhood was super-lonely; I was one lonely stick! I felt like I could never BRANCH out; woo-wa; stick, branch? No? Oh boy, I can SURE use about three gallons of coffee this morning!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahaha stick branch out that is funnnny .You drink your coffee by the gallons too?That explains so much lol

[Michael Stevens]

Ha, ha, ha, fricking ha; sure, make fun of my mental deficits, why don't you?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Why don't I .I make fun of all your other deficits hahah

[Michael Stevens]

Good point; I suppose it's too much to ask, "What other deficits? Yeah, it is?

[Vidya Bacchus]

God god I will be writing all day lol

[Vidya Bacchus]

Where is your comment dude? Did it get scared and run away lol

[Michael Stevens]

Please; give me a break; I'm outstanding; if you were listing my attributes, THEN you's be writing all day!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Umm so humble aren't we lol

[Michael Stevens]

I deleted the first one because I'm NOT afraid; I not afraid to admit some of my spelling was less than stellar, and now I see another spelling boner, "Doh!"

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, when you're fabulous SHOUT it to the world! Or, if you're me, whisper it to the floor!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha bested by spelling and your nephew I see Mikey.I completely understand the whispering lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, I'll hav yew no Eye kan spel rines arowned mi nefew!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I highly doubt that you could "spel rines arowned " anyone stick lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, believe me, I can spell the s**t out of words!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Really Mike will have you know that is how you spell s**t lol

[Michael Stevens]

Hell yes, and I know that a couple of synonyms are feces and crap!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Welllllll colour me impressed .Mikey knows the s**t out of words for real lol

[Michael Stevens]

S**t yeah I do!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha me too but you don't hear me boasting do ya?

[Michael Stevens]

Oh s**t, I was bragging again, wasn't I?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yeah but luckily I was on my way get a beer and I stopped you in time.Say "thank you" stick lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, yeah, THANK YOU! Beer you say; I like beer!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I know.Shall we start drinking now hmm?Fine ,fine,I know Linda cleaned out your pockets so guess what? I'm buying!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks; you know what? I haven't heard from Linda since my three minutes were up; I guess it's not true love on her part; oh well!

[Vidya Bacchus]

You only had enough money for 3 mins Mikey what the heck stick!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Well, I guess I can make 2 minutes work, if I concentrate!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha don't concentrate too hard you might break something lol.Good lord that didn't sound right :)

[Michael Stevens]

Ah, stick-humor, don't you just love it?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahah yes stick humour lol

[Michael Stevens]

It's nothing to shake, well, a stick at!

[Marie]

Winifred takes pessimism to a new level.

[Michael Stevens]

She certainly does!