The Truth As To Why We Love Camping!A Poem by Michael StevensLet's get real!
Ah, communing with nature;
breathing fresh air,
enjoying the quiet, reflecting on
life's mysteries;
it's all bullshit! The actual reason we go camping,
is to get away from the people who
make our lives
a living hell; and nag us about
drinking too much!
Yes, out camping, we're free to
slam as many beers
as possible; I mean, let's be real;
all the reasons people give
about enjoying camping are just to
cover the fact they like
to drink, a lot! © 2013 Michael Stevens |
StatsAuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..Writing
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