"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings" Magazine!
A Story by Michael Stevens
Who's probably the least-likely celebrity, living or not, who would use sex to sell a product? !["](https://www.writerscafe.org/images/quote_end.png)
Thighs,
Breasts, and Wings Magazine”
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“Now, see fried Chicken the way you’ve never seen it before, buffet-style, with The Cornel, both in their
au-natural state! We guaranty you’ve
never seen The Coronel, quite this exposed! It’s extra-nudity for you, with a side dish
of ‘yummy’! The Coronel, who up until
now was hesitant to use his raw sexuality to sell chicken, has finally decided
to bare all, wearing only a checkered tablecloth. So ladies (primarily) it’s a heaping serving
of The Cornel, hot and juicy!”
© 2013 Michael Stevens
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This made me laugh because I can imagine this. Celebrites peddle the strangest products...and you sexualized KFC! Congrats! Now, I will never look at the Colonel the same way, ever again.
On an off-note, I feel as if I haven't spoken to you in a while. So, hello, Mike! Have a nice night or day, depending on whenever you read this. Continue to bring me smiles and laughter. Hugs!
-Anna
Posted 11 Years Ago
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11 Years Ago
Thank you; I'm glad to have helped make you see the see the beast inside the Coronal. Hello to you,.. read moreThank you; I'm glad to have helped make you see the see the beast inside the Coronal. Hello to you, also. I'm glad I bring you a smile!
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11 Years Ago
The beast within the Colonel....ew. And you're actually funny, so I always love reading your work :)
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Author
Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..
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