Evil Void

As bad as it gets!

 

             The Evil Void

 

There were these space-dudes way, way out in space,

 

wearing mighty-queer looks upon their face-

 

es; see, they couldn’t believe the sight they were seeing;

 

in their pants, several were peeing,

 

for outside their window, an alien was floating,

 

who seemed to be taunting, who seemed to be gloating

 

over the fact he/she was living where there was no air;

 

that they’d stumbled upon him/her out in his/her lair

 

The space-dudes where trying to figure out what the damn thing was

that they where observing, and there was quite a buzz

 

between them, for in their spaceship, they had air to breath,

 

but out there, where there was none, what did they see?

 

A floating, laughing nightmare, which looked all messed

 

up.  He/she looked like an octopus with wings; stress

 

was high.  Then they saw the thing raise its arms and point

 

what the space-dudes did next, well, they did anoint

 

him, ‘One Alien B*****d’, then they all flipped him the bone

 

Yes, they all returned his with a gesture with their own,

 

you know, the old single-digit salute

 

The enraged alien didn’t find that very cute

 

He/she didn’t know for sure what that meant,

 

But figured it was their way of saying, “go get bent!”

 

So he/she punched their ship, which caused a big hole,

 

and just for fun, bashed it to pieces, with a big-a*s pole

 

he/she kept on him/her for a little protection

 

Back on Earth, upon further reflection,

 

The powers-that-be decided it wouldn’t be wise

 

to send out another space ship, with some more guys,

 

for, this alien proved to have an anger management problem,

 

if they were all this unfriendly, well, “screw them!” 

Reviews

[The Dreamer]

LOL :) very funny. the first 4 lines made me laugh the hardest :P now i am trying to picture an alien looking like an octopus with WINGS :D

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; and believe me, the image in my mind is FUNNY!

[The Dreamer]

LOL thats not hard to believe , i was just wondering where i should fit the wings in the image in MY mind!

[Michael Stevens]

Careful, what you're picturing is illegal in most states!

[teardrop]

oh my! made me laugh some, nicely done. imagery is awesome

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you!