Snapping Turtle Snaps!

My uncle thinks a certain senator looks just like a turtle (I added trying to cross the freeway); look at him and tell me he doesn't!

Snapping Turtle Snaps!

 

 

"Angry snapping turtle man snaps!"

 

Screamed the lame-stream media

 

The dude was having arguments with himself

 

Ginned up outrage and pretend outrage!

 

Anything, to hurt the president, and thus the nation

 

How to make yourself look pathetic?

 

Filibuster your own bill, argue with yourself,

 

Make the case that people shouldn’t vote

 

For something you yourself proposed

 

All it shows is how incompetent you are

 

The head of a headless bunch of morons!