![]() Bloodreign; fake ads for one HEAVY metal band!A Story by Michael Stevens![]() Rock and roll EVIL!![]()
Bloodreign New Album Warriors From Beyond the Grave
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We’ll Slit your Throat 2.
Insane Bloodreign 3.
Warriors from Beyond the Grave 4.
We Move In, You Move Out 5.
We’re the Kings of the Dark Night 6.
Reality Time Tunnel 7.
Pain Graphics 8.
Bloodula 9.
Plasma Patrol 10.
Revenge of the Screaming Guy 11.
Beyond the Grave (Warriors)
Managed for Gallbladder Management
by Steve Cavern All songs written by Shorty
Dallenbach Produced by Sketch Haver Bloodreign plays Incisor Guitars and uses Skelator Amplification Bloodreign; The Western Washington Carnival Spectacular Tour!
“The heaviest, loudest band in the
history of the world is proud to announce the Warriors from Beyond the Grave Western Washington Carnival Spectacular
Tour! So come on out to these fine
carnivals*, have some cotton candy or other delightful tasty treats, and see
the band that Powerchord magazine called “One gigantic pile of nothing”, Bloodreign!
You and your downer friends usually have nothing better to do, and sit
around feeling sorry for your lack of a life, but when you come out to one of
several carnivals on the Warriors
from Beyond the Grave Western
Washington Carnival Spectacular Tour, sponsored by Uncle Willard’s Frozen Dairy
Treats, you’ll see what appears to be several guys who can simulate
playing! It will be so loud that the
songs will be like taking a sledgehammer strike to the groin! Look in your local newspaper to find out
where to see Bloodreign, with special guests Fire Devil! Sound fun? You betcha!
*Walt Okra’s Funtacular Carnival:
March 12-15 Jailhouse Workers Union #18
Carnival: March 20-23 Bill Hoover Carnival: April 4-7
If your carnival wants loud and
entertaining fun, contact Bloodreign; care
of Gallbladder Management; Steve Cavern © 2012 Michael Stevens |
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Added on September 7, 2012 Last Updated on September 10, 2012 Tags: Metal music; metal band, EVIL! Author![]() Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..Writing
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