Haiku Hoodoo

Mindless rambling in haiku form!

Haiku Hoodoo

 

 

Tastes just like chicken

That is what you tell a fool

Really tastes like s**t!

 

Rubber tree you pick

A condom from, maybe two

Stay safe; planking; yes!

 

A horse walks into

A bar; the bartender asks

“What the hell you want?”

 

It is hard to make

A joke, using this format

The reader concurs!

 

Once was a girl from

Nantucket, (insert punch line)

Something funny here!

 

Smoldering flames burn

You are in big trouble here

Sins adds up to fire!

 

Five, seven, five means

It is a b***h, this poem deal

Haiku makes you think!

 

Find what you wish for;

Then wish really, really hard

It will not come true!

 

Lower your thoughts, sir!

Try again; maybe this time

Keep dreaming, there, sir!

 

Just trying; right length

Is this b*****d long enough?

Not yet, is reply!

 

I think I’m funny,

But I am just fat you say

High school was a b***h!

 

First, last day of work

I am a reject door knob

Fired is the word

 

Would like to impart

My wisdom and insightness

But that aint a word!

 

These years have taught me

The secret of a good life

Has eluded me!

 

The trout are laughing

A wasted day on the lake

Stop at the tavern!

 

Gold chains and tight pants

I am looking so damn good

Again, leave alone!

 

Press delete again

That idea blows big chunks

This writing sure sucks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Butters]

lol!!

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you very much!