Letter to 'Mrs. Waddle's Training Pants'!

NOT a story, but made you look; a fake ad!

Letter to “Mrs. Waddle’s

Training Pants”

 

“To Mrs. Waddle: Just a note to let you know how much I appreciate your product.  My little Danny was always pissing all over, and hunching down in the corner and sh***ing.  Needless to say, I was extremely embarrassed to invite company over.  It seemed no matter how many times I beat his a** for doing this, the little human waste machine never got my point.  I know that children take time to become potty-trained, but, Danny just turned 9.   It was embarrassing!  All of the other elementary school children were calling him ‘The Brown Monster’, and, you want to talk about stink!  Man, he smelled worse than old outhouse beside the freeway.  But, since he started using your wonderful product, with the sharp, stick-like learning devices, he quickly learned to use the toilet.  At first, he still loaded his pants, but he quickly learned that the feeling in his pants was unpleasant.  He began using the toilet soon after.  Not only do I thank you, but my nose thanks you!”

 

A grateful mother, Doris Ralph