Bathroom Break

bite me...

There's two choices where I work:

The little cubicle out in the lobby

or the trough down the hallway.

Usually, I go for the cube

because it's nice and private,

so I don't stand there for ten minutes

with my dick in my hand,

waiting for the last b*****d to dry his hands

and get the f**k out

before i can release my stream of piss.

However, it's nice to break tradition

and leave my contempt and apathy

stewing back at my desk

while I spend the extra thirty seconds

it takes to walk a few doors down

and peek my face in

at computer nerds

who I pray hate their job more than I do.

Maybe I should put a limit

on the number of coffee cups

I liter my trashcan with,

but what the hell else would i do

while I'm waiting to collect

another paycheck?