warcraft 3 online

a sequel of sorts

it has been said,

though known not by who,

that apart from this world

there is a shadow realm

which turns the most well spoken warrior

into a dumb, grunting beast!

few have lived to tell such tales,

and i find it my duty

to scribble out these remaining words

before the dark sleep takes me

and ushers me home to Valhalla.

From days long past

Unholy alliances were formed

on the great battlefields of Azeroth.

Man offered his sword to the beasteous Orc

and the noble Elf vollied arrows

with the aid of Undead wretches.

Surely, this was madness most unheard,

but this legend has only begun to delve into

the wicked waters...

"Ok so rUsh?"

"Hey porkUpine tell your sister she has nice tits!!!"

"ROFLMAO!! forreelz!!!"

"Hey guys my town's getting thrased. Little help?"

"That's what she said..."

"C'mon dude, that didn't make any sense!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!"

"hehe n****e"

"F**k S**t NOOBS"

And before the sun had set

the mighty caslte of Lord PeteSixtey9

was burned to ash

by cannon wielding gnomes

and the great fire breathing lizards

which roam the sky.

Only I am left to live with the memory

of madness and destruction,

so I shall rest here

on my farm overlooking the ocean

and shudder with the fear of knowing

my game will soon be over

and another loss

will be forever etched upon my soul.