medusa's penis

don't castrate me, holmes!

in my dreams

i'm on the Titanic,

and we're sailing around

on a sea of failed final exams,

random naked men, and

reptiles breathing foam.

we hit that f*****g iceberg

whenever things

seem to be pretty alright.

Old Fatass Taft,

escapes his watery death

by his trusty jetpack.

I curse his name, and monocle,

as he flies into the night sky.

Daddy! Mommy! save me!

Freud paddles by in a canoe

and tells me to not be such

a f*****g p***y.