warcraft 3

i'm lame, please throw rocks at me until i bleed.

you there, peasant!

grab your buddy

and toil in the mine

until she collapses.

bring me lot's of shiny jewels

to lure more unsuspecting dolts

to offer their flesh to orc blades.

now for you,

the other uneducated twits

just loitering about

in the open wilderness,

pick up those axes

and raze this vast forest

of her wooden bounty!

good, the treasuries are filling.

hey sherman, or whatever

the hell your name is,

go out and round up

some more of your buddies.

pay them what we pay you,

which is nothing.

phil, stop chopping trees

and go build a farm or something.

i'm going to go get a sandwich

when i come back,

i expect a decent town

to be up and running.

making a sandwich,

gonna get some cheese

oh no, we're out of roast beef,

or well look's like ham instead!

bah, you call that a town?

upgrade the shack

we've been passing as town hall

then maybe some decent mercenaries

will join up with us.

wait a tick, what's that ominous

marching and killing sound

i hear off in the distance?

damn, you fog of war?

i am blind to more

than 10 feet in front of me.

oh well, tis probably nothing

for no fool orc

would dare tanlge

with my two footmen

and one unskilled marksman.

 

and lo, the drums sounded

as the army of orcs

stormed the tiny outpost.

only a precious few

could expell a faint

cry of terror

as arrows and fire

poured down upon them.

none were spared.

for when the allies

finally heard 

the ringing militia bell,

and hurried to their brothers aide

all they found was the severed hand

which first tugged the bell.

Reviews

[Michael Handel]

Haha...this is great! I thorough;y enjoyed reading this....funny, well written. As of late I've avoided these online rpg's, and all vids, for that matter...for I know from past experience, I'll get lost and never come back. FFVII almost ruined my life lol